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And the award for most ironic banner of the day goes to.... https://mobile.twitter.com/BetVictor/status/551772955261566976/photo/1

Shut up you f8cking Bellend.

That was away at ludengrats, he's not scored at Anfield.

I sent a strongly worded tweet to itv sport earlier today expressing my fury.

Can you explain what the levels are please.

Pretty obvious isn't it? You've attempted to mock Smirks for saying Pelle is 'excellent' and compared him to two world class players to 'prove' he's not. You've said alderwierld is excellent, so I'm comparing him to a world class player and see how you think he stacks up against Maldini, who was excellent, so off you go pal.

The most over rated under rated player of all time.

A Volvo v40 diesel of a player?

As intellectually superior as you are to every person who has ever lived you clearly don't get this 'joke'.

Personally always thought saints were better than England when we were in league one, so why anyone would think he'd get into our team now is beyond me.

N/t

You described Alderweirld as 'excellent' earlier today and haven't yet told us what the difference is between him and the excellent Paulo Maldini, so at your convenience explain away pal.

What do you mean by any good? How many people in the world would have predicted relegation candidates Leicester coming from two down to beat an in form Liverpool, or burnley doing the same at Man City? That's what's makes football the game it is, is not played on spreadsheets and numbers matrix, it's so difficult to predict. It is was easy then we'd all be millionaires from accumulators. No one really gives a toss except for the saps on here and most people realise that they are just being paid to give a view on a game, not gaze into a crystal ball.

the lovren head gags never fail to make ROFL

Sadly not bud, need to get a few more in the diary that's for sure.

Surely he already has us in a 60,000 stadium then?

What was this retort?

The problem with barging in a thread leaping to conclusions is you often bark up the wrong tree. I'm going by noodles yardstick he set earlier today on the Pelle thread pal. Read that and come back to me before you p*ss in the wind

This.

Just seen this one.. @axelscifo Alderweierld set to sign 4 year deal at Southampton, just club negotiations to be confirmed #Athletico

*Commisions "McMenemys Magicians" Retro version*

I cant belive Colin "i'm protesting against the new shirt but buying it anyway" JB came above me FFS. These votes are rigged.

My favourite Nick G moment was when he predicted that the squad which finished 15th and was at risk of relegation up until the penultimate weekend of the season was good enough to finish 6th, then repeatedly denied he ever said it.

send me a PM with your credit card details and i'll send on out BTW how do you intend to take advantage of your chance of a picture with me? I'm happy to come to London and meet you but will require travelling expenses covered.