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Something about james Ward Prowse contributing nothing and his quality delivery is a myth

And ronald has just confirmed pretty much exactly what I said. Maybe he should consult here before making his selections as you lot know better.

Because cedric is good going forward not so hot defensively and would be bullied by the pace qnd power of Depay. Solid back six against an attacking United line up with mane and Tadic to provide the creativity. HTH pal.

did you misse that on your twitter feed first time?

A Sammy Lee Les Reed managerial dream team?

That's funny, I'm pretty sure you told us it was about being in mess, treading water, being on downward spirals and nice messages from the board when we sell the family silver.

Isn't it funny how 'The southampton way' varies depending on who the manager is and what he prefers as a system and way of operating I remember when adkins was here it was 'the southampton way' not to talk about injuries publicly or names of transfer targets, which was hailed as a masterstoke to keep the oppostion guessing, now we openly discuss these things in public that is 'the Southampton way' as well. It a similar vein is in an amazing coincidence how 'the black box' has started throwing up players based in Holland as soon as we employed a Dutch manager who had worked in Holland. Oh and of course it also has an intimate knowlwdge of Celtic as well.

I haven't completed your survey as I don't believe surveys give an accurate assessment as to the true match day experience for the average fan. So here's my view. Certainly the club has worked hard to improve the match day experience and the improvement in the PA system as well as the introduction of new screens behind each goal was a real step in the right direction. I feel that the half time entertainment at St Mary's is innovative with attention drawn to this from our dancing dog and the plaudits this recieved in the national media a couple of seasons ago testimony to the hard work that goes on behind the scenes by the chairman to provide an all encompassing fan friendly environment. However I feel that there is a lack of variation in the selection of match day music, usually limited to well known rock bands and would emplore the club to include reggae, r&b, rap, bangra beat and techno to encourage the Eastern european and other ethic minorities which have made this fine city of ours their home to suppport their adopted home towns soccerball club. A real issue though are the queues for the kiosks and toilets at half time are a real bug bear of many match goers and the club seems to show little willingness to resolve them. It's a shame that so many people miss so much of their game as they need to eat, drink and have a slash every 45 minutes. That said though with thee we improving quality and selection of food stuffs now available inside the ground the match day experience has never been better IMO.

I stand to be corrected on this but I beleive northern saints get a small allocation for every away game, which for big games is done on a priority basis, ie those with most previous away matches via northern saints on their record. I can see why season ticket holders would be p*ssed off about non season ticket holders effectively jumping the queue, however if you live hundreds of miles away its not practical to be a seaaon ticket holder. It's not like you're talking hundreds of tickets, I don't know the exact numbers but I'd imagine Northern Saints probably only get 10-15 a game.

I don't see what people are complaining about. I applaud Chelsea's decison to make ticket prices as high as possible and would encourage other clubs to follow suit. The higher the ticket price the less likely it is for soppy blokes to take their birds, for the thick, badly dressed majority of our fan base incapable of pronoucing the name of our player properly or singing a song with more than 2 lines in it. High ticket prices keep out the clueless majority and couples which can only be good for the game. As we can see on here most people who are going are reasonably decent chaps so chelsea should be praised not criticised. Another bonus is that as The9 bank balance is recovering for previous trips, which he might have mentioned once or twice then I won't be subjected to a photo/status wackiness on facebook all day from the moment they leave the house.

When Ramirez signed his wages were pretty open knowledge. He basically said himself he only came for the money. He was said to be on €2m net per year with a €1m signing on fee. His signing has cost about £18m so far. let's see how much we have to pay him to leave. Along with Osvaldo can't be far off the £40m mark for 5 decent games between them. Still, all hail cortese.

What's Alex Crooks lackey been up now?

Ive said it before and I'll say it again, with all the expertise on here in amazed the club don't use this place as a first port of call for any role that becomes available. Statisticians, coaches, physiotherapists, tacticians, finance business and legal experts, even song writters this place has it all. It seems to be an untapped pool of resource which given our innovative strategies for recruitment it's a shock the club hasnt yet tapped into.

Its Sunderland that gets me frothing at the japs eye. Brought in Coates, lens, Borini and oh how I wish we'd have signed younes Kabul. That's a great transfer window and no mistake. Nett spend of £22m, boom, that's what I'm talking about,

It's not just limited to saints. One of the highlights of international weekend is Alpines pre match bleating about how much he hates the England team and wants them to fail, then when they do is an absolute disgrace that they have performed like this. A view shared by Alpine junior who proclaiming the same views in identical style posts during England matches, sprinting to the lap top to use Saintsweb under his dad's login everytime he leaves the room.

Like a virgil, His fist touch is sublime Like a viiiiirrrrrggggil He really hates the Pompey chime Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

I think Wanyama must have been telling you a porky then when he told you he was happy at southampton, seeing as how only a few days later he's not mentally able to play for us. Of course you had it all from the horses mouth pal.

You may laugh connor but credit where its due, he's been a great teacher. Youve nailed that aspect of journalism.

Didn't Connor Armstrong say Alex crook gave him a few pointers? Lesson one must have been how to get information off Twitter and pass it off as your own

Can anyone find the current percentage chance of us and Palace making the champions league? I remember this time last year for about 5 months they were all the rage. Week after week we were shown them and told how relevant and interesting they were. Surely they must be equally as relevant and interesting now.

That's the problem. With Rodgers in charge they'll hover around 5th or 6th, threaten to challenge the top 4 but never really do it. If they got a decent manager in, like Klopp who wants the job, there is a good chance they might actually achieve something.

Caulker gets it and knocks it long in the direction of Pelle. Kind of like what a 1988 Wimbledon would be without the players do play that way.

Did you tell him he looked like a Wotsit? Player most likely to wear socks with flip flops is Martina IMO.

top bantz Steve, great comedy. Take a while to think that one up?

A Bedwetting imbecile who knows nothing about football, yes?