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Do you not think maybe, just maybe our people might have thought about that and put some clause in the deal that is legally binding that he has to commit to a pro contract?

You were right, He is English was born in Oldham, but think his dad is a jock. And yes it is the going rate, young, goal ratio better than one ever two game and contracted until 2019, so £12m seems about right whatever people bleat about him not being worth it. Actually just checked his dad isn't a jock either but an ex goalkeeper who played in Scotland and Jordan went to school there so eligible to play for them.

No he wouldn't, even of he's absolutely brilliant and better than any other midfielder in the world he'd have litttle chance of breaking into our team ahead of the ones you mention.

You mean we no longer want players who are young, hungry and guranteed to improve?

Gareth Bale. Our fans still trot out that hilarious chant everytime a play goes down under a challenge

Do you think we need a bigger ground?

We were convienced Ramirez and OSvaldo would cut it in the premier league and look how that turned out, most signings are a gamble. You might not think he's worth £12m but that is how much players cost these days, your £4m figure is laughable. A young British player with an excellent record in the championship comes at a premium. He cost them £8m, has proven himself at championship level and has 4 1/2 years left on his contract. Like i said, imagine if it was one of our players being discussed like that, people would be going nuts.

He is worth £12m give the current transfer market and his age. £11m for Ross McCorkmack??

Absolutely laughable. Can you imagine the meltdown on here if Spurs were saying on their forums that Saints want £30m for Schniderlin but we'd take him for £10m? People would be going mental at how disgusting and deluded "Spuds" fans were.

He'd never leave if Cortese was still here.

Just goes to show the interest is still there if the club get the ticket pricing right. Something our previous CEO didn't seem to understand.

There was contact and the Chelsea fan was entitled to go down, but it looked to me like he brushed his trailing Jaw into the bottle the saints fan was holding. Although Chelseas top boy is claiming nothing happened and other clubs hooligans are running a campaign against Chelseas firm.

I'm getting in early going for third in the by what game will the mongboard write him off sweepstake.

Lets hope it's more Rodriguez and less Mayuka.

Yeah probably for the best, no one likes a woman with too much to say for herself.

what we need is more of these. Seriously, what sort of helmet would buy one of them?

Yes.

Disapointingly there was no outstanding contribution to mongboarding category, which i feel is a must.

Bertrand - gone from an average full back at struggling Villa to a key player in a champions league contenders squad.

Boom. With a sucker football fan premium reckon we could knock those out in red and white stripes for £45 a pop.

Paint it red and white and the wallies will be queuing round the ground for them.

unbelievable.

What is a selfie stick?!! Did we tell harrison Reed he looked like a wotsit on his debut? Although one of my favourite Northam moments was when the entire end spent about 10 minutes singing 'on the pitch' at the end of season game and when people did run on the pitch they started chanting "wa*kers" at those that did. Was quite brilliant.

I like you.

I've not been a regular at SMS for about 2 years now and it's changed even since my day. Back then if you acted up the very least you could expect was a giant foam hand slapped round your canister but even that seems to be a bit much these days with wannabe lads content to throw plastic bottles from afar.