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Its £2.5m net apparently, so a hell of a lot more than that.

Yeah, here's an example of the side splitting comedy that was going on in the upper tier last night. Someone shouted out 'got no fans' in the style of the wealdstone raider, which was mildly amusing the first time, but by the 40th time in the first half I was wondering how my head hadn't fallen off due to laughing so much. The real golden moment came when they tried turning it into a chant, witty and original as it was hilarious, here's how if went.. Got no fans clap clap clap clap Got,no fans clap clap clap clap Got no fans clap clap clap clap Got no fans clap clap clap clap Got no fans clap clap clap clap (Repeat until fade) Who said terrace humour was dead? its alive and well in southampton.

I was in the upper tier and it was poor. The people around me were more interested in trying to be wacky and hilarious than get behind the team.

times like this? Bloody hell, whats wrong with people? No minerals and that's a fact. Bit of stormy weather and people are wobbling all over the place just like in the summer. We've got some right soppy clowns for fans.

No wonder your posts are always so ill informed when you dont keep yourself up to date pal.

I dont need to, have you seen the league table?

You're obsessed with Les Reed pal, it's about the fifth time you've mentioned him today. For a man of your age it's not healthy.

Go for it Mine is Schmicheal G Neville R Ferdinand Tony Adams Cole Ronaldo Scholes Giggs Bergkamp Shearer Henry No defensive midfielders i know but based it on the players i've enjoyed watching most over the years. Honourable mentions to Zola, Bale, Viera, Keane, Aguero, Pires, Stam, Campbell, Vidic to name but a few.

Obviously not. We all know how it works is that a coach says to a player, such as a goalkeeper, "you need to be more commanding in your area" They maybe do a session ot two during the week during training and instantly he becomes amazing at that aspect of his game. It works like that for everyone. I'm simply both amazed and disapointed that 16 games into the season of working with him that none of our players have any flaws in their game whatsoever.

I just cant understand why he hasn't waved his magic wand and turned Forester into the greatest goalkeeper in history.

IMO The9 is the perfect for match reports. He's played semi proffesional football dont you know?

FACT

Still a better signing that Osvaldo.

Are you sure? When talking about him after the game we agreed he must play like Didder Drogba in training to keep getting appearances. Can't remember him touching the ball. As for other point about his great movement and intelligent running that we never found due to playing off ball, I seem to remember people saying similar things about Tanadari Lee. He didn't seem to make any intelligent movement whatsoever, as usual and whilst he might have worked hard that's the least you expect from a player isn't it? One thing Mayuka has proven is that however we play or whoever we plays he isn't up to it.

Can I take this opportunity to remind everyone where we were five years ago.

You clearly haven't seen many games then. Tonight was bad but I've seen much worse

That was hilarious wasn't it.

He was by no means the worst for us and the only one that looked like making anything happen. He was rightly subbed before he was sent off though.

Talking of reactions did anyone hear "Michael" the saints fan phone in talk sport? Heard him on the way back. Ranting that he wanted wins and titles and he wanted them now and then went mental when they said he was deluded then started blubbing. Brightened up an otherwise miserable night.

ITK?

What so people in Japan think of Mane pal?

Must be having a great time if you're posting on here about it.

agree, think it's got upset written all over it. Premier league side out of form with a few injuries go to relatively decent lower league club. Still, setting off from work at 5 more in hope than optimism.

It's about time. Quite a few of us just come on here for news and don't want to read through pages and pages of crap. Hopefully this will also encourage a few of the good posters who don't bother any more and you can see why to return. Just on a note Armstrong, when you find out a bit of info or have some breaking news can you credit your source rather than pass it off as your own like you do every time on twitter. Thanks.

How many of those defeats were his fault though? Not many I'd say.