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I hope Sunderland smash them again. No fan of Newcastle, when it comes to a sense of entitlement theirs are the worst. They've had about 5 decent seasons in 50 years yet genuinely think they're a massive club who should be in the champions league every season.

We've not had anyone to fill the mongboard spiteful nickname role with such aplomb since Gashton went though. Turdic and Pellend have been a big let down on that front.

Bring back the big brass bands.

Really knows his stuff doesn't he? who else saw this win coming? it's for this sort of foresight he is a king among pundits.

Craig Mackaill-Smith?

With our black box technology what could go wrong?

Thats clear then

Leicester, QPR and arsenal?

No Everton preview either. Utter shambles.

We've never truly replaced his bite in midfield.

What about West ham, Stoke, Chelsea and west Brom players?

sadio will answer his critics today.

2005s Harrison Reed, yes?

True, you've consistently wet the bed since may without let up.

Puma Kings = Best boots ever FACT

Arsenal have been linked with him every summer since he's been here yet have never actually made a bid.

We've still got players on more than that. Both on loan.

Great start. 2 days on and still no Sheffield United match report.

Koeman hopes to Walk in Memphis yes?

Chris Samba? Terrfic lad.

i didn't realise Frazer Forster goes out with last years winner.

Funnily enough the loudest chant of the night was "one Les Reed" and the biggest cheer when his face came up on the big screens.

someone has already mentioned Kevin Keegan.but I don't know about you guys but isn't it amazing just to be linked with these players? The only down side is he's not young, hungry and therefore guaranteed to improve. However this signing would be a real statement of intent.

I agree, these dopey, moaning northerners should move out of the way of their superiors want to spit. Nothing to complain about there.

By the way if any one reads what I've said and has a problem with it I was one in the flat cap and black barbour jacket and if you want some I'll give it yah. PMSL.