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So you wouldn't want the consistency of Everton, a club who have only finished below our highest ever premier league finish 3 times In the last 11 years? That sort of consistency isn't good enough for you right? You wouldn't want us 'slipping back' like that?

There is currently a fit bit explosion in my work place. Everyone seems to have one, all linked to apps like my fitness pal and seem to be having some sort of competition where they have a leader board using their hilarious nicknames such as 'blobby' Whilst I'm all for a fit and healthy lifestyle it does mean the office now full of boring t*ats going on and on and on and on about how many steps they've done, how many times they've been to the gym this week how far they've walked etc. I also happened to be in the gym the other day as the same time as one of the fit bit freaks. Our gym does a monthly challenge, this months is to run 830m as quickly as you can with the results recorded on a board. he threw down the gauntlet to me so I jumped on the treadmill with him. Half say through he jumped to the side claiming he was 'f*cked and couldn't keep that pace up' meanwhile I recorded midtable respectability time. Conclusion - fit bits are worn by deluded boring c*nts

Disguting when managers use the media to unsettle players. I wish Feyehampton would just f*ck off and develop their own players.

Got a dream boy got a song Paint your wagon come along Where are we going? I don't know How will we get there? I don't know All I know is I'm on my way Got a dream boy, got a song Paint your wagon come along....

That was probably because a senior offical at FIFA didn't see why he should answer questions from a spotty, precocious, know it all student.

Talisman. When he has scored we've won.

I feel sorry for Sep Blatter, everyone under him in his organisation is corrupt except for him and so good at deception they kept it covered from him for decades.

He's had a few injuries problems this season but always thought George Thorne looked a very good player. Decent defensive midfielder who can play a bit. I'm sure if he'd have been fit this season Derby would have finished higher.

I'd love it if we signed the Dutch Xavi. A nod back to our history and the days when we could boast the Latvian Micheal Owen and the Swedish David Beckham.

This is what the scousers think of heysel. http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/heysel-30-years---peter-9254188 It never gets mentioned and even if it does it wasn't their fault anyway, it was the stadium, the Belgian authorities, Chelsea fans in with them the national front etc.

So if no one had got injured, no one had got suspended , referees never gave any decisions against us, we'd got a bit more luck and had a bigger squad then we might have made the champions league. Insightful stuff as ever Les.

He'll be great next season, just you wait and see.

Austin would be a great signing, good age, available at a decent price, can do it in the premier league and would suit us far more than Danny Ings. Attacking options of him, Pelle, rodriguez, long and Mane would be excellent.

What's that Sue, you've got me on ignore? Im surprised you haven't mentioned it before...... Do you still play football by the way?

You are like a stupid/foolish person board version of Bono.

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F*cking right I'm not

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?51167-The-mess-we-re-in Having just secured our highest finish since 1990, are we still on a downward curve? Are we still in a mess??

Here's 2014s effort, another classic http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?49096-A-season-that-held-so-much-promise

I used to often see Les Reed in oxfords. He would give me a knowing nod as the mutal respect between the visionary football director who wrote the coaching manual for England and forum legend and saints hardest fan was there for all to see. One night we were in there at the same time in the dining area and when we came out a certain former saints player was sitting in the bar absolutely leathered, no doubt completely oblivious to one of his bosses being about 20 foot away and about to bump into him

So to summarise we need to buy quality proven players if we're going to make the top 4.

We have a family holiday in Porttowan every Easter. Hire a 5 beautiful bedroom beach house, must be worth near on 7 figures. Very nice place. I don't know if there is a camp site there but its a lovely place and it gives me an opportunity to boast on the innnernezz about how amazing my life is.

Everton have sold Fellani, Arteta and Rodwell in recent seasons to bigger clubs. So I would stop wondering pal.

We did initially, then Lallana started being a c*nt and spouting off. He shouted at Les Reed down the phone for an hour that if we didn't let him leave he'd never play for again and on strike. So we sold him for the best price we could get. All true. The only thing Lallana was interested in was himself, all that badge kissing ******** was for show. He couldn't wait to get away.