Turkish

I heard Les could just touch Rodriguez knee and he would be healed.

Rodriguez v stoke away last season

Doing well now, 7 goals in 16 games after a slow start seems to have for into his stride.

6ft 1, mobile, decent record in the championship, looks to have loads of potential and has the all important qualities of being young, hungry and therefore guaranteed to improve. Would come here second choice to Pelle with a view to being his long term replacement. Probably wouldn't cost that much either.

Still think we should go for Patrick Bamford.

Sad, hope he pulls through always seemed a decent guy. That road is not far from me and a notorious accident spot.

Derry bang on the money as usual

We seem to have an ACL recovery expert in our ranks. Hasn't our physio left for Man United? Yet again it appears the mongboard is the perfect recruiting ground for his replacement.

The problem with most fans, especially of big clubs is that they are idiots. They don't understand the game and they simply repeat what the media report and pass it off as their own opinion. I'm surrounded by Liverpool fans who never go to games where i work and you can script it every week, have a listen to talk sport over the weekend and they're repeating it the following day as FACT. I generally try to avoid getting into conversations with these idiots.

Does he read the mirror by any chance?

Kamil Kozawski on the bench

Calum chambers at right back.

Bill beaney?

He Signed from Verona in 1985, good call.

If only we'd signed Julian Joachim all those years ago.

I would laugh if Nigel Adkins got that job.

N/T

Michael Owen on loan?

Of all the spectacular amounts of sh*t written on here over the years that really was something special.

Were they ever on him? They've been linked with him for years but as far as I can remember have never actually made a bid.

Arsenal have been terrible and are still winning.

at Newcastle, they'll be wanting Pardew out again.

I hope Sunderland smash them again. No fan of Newcastle, when it comes to a sense of entitlement theirs are the worst. They've had about 5 decent seasons in 50 years yet genuinely think they're a massive club who should be in the champions league every season.

We've not had anyone to fill the mongboard spiteful nickname role with such aplomb since Gashton went though. Turdic and Pellend have been a big let down on that front.

Bring back the big brass bands.