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Tony Underwood is proving to be a great signing. Hope we can tie the deal up.

Bournemouths turn to win 8-0 this week. Pompey next?

I guess that's us out the cup then.

One thing you can be sure of is the bogs would be empty, no queuing for a p*ss at half time.

I'm not sure, how do these things pan out on football manager?

A sensible choice. Should you have a sudden headache or be struck down with flu symptoms it would be handy to have a supply of paracetamol on tap to fight off the onset. Even more so if it came about during your enjoyment of what would be two excellent victories.

Would you rather have an armpit that dispensed sun tan lotion and lose both games or a knee cap that dispensed paracetamol and win them both?

Would you rather lose an arm and win on Saturday but lose on Tuesday or go blind and win both?

In that case we make history every season.

This.

I seem to be in a minority that don't think soccerball was invented in 1992 by a few blokes at sky.

It's not being pedantic, you're wrong. The club existed for over 100 years before the premier league started finishing higher than 7th on several occasions.

We won't make league history by finishing 7th.

That's what happens when you use the same dressing room at Pelle.

Ours?

Poch was an arrogant *****, Koeman Is a decent chap.

Or in the case of Franks cousin, still throwing insults.

Do they still feel shafted?

I'm surprised Brett managed to crawl out of crab lungs arse to post so much over the summer

With the benefit of hindsight I would guess the OP is glad to have been prove right, wouldn't you?

On reflection the transfer window activity appears to be the work of a genius. Shift on over the hill or over rated players for vastly inflated fees, replacing them with better players at a fraction of the cost, meanwhile empowering the manger to begin gelling them into a functional, cohesive unit. There was clearly a plan in place that was executed to perfection. I feel a round of applause emoticon is lacking from this board and I implore the site to add on for occasions such as this.

You dont get to be a billionariess by not being clever. Skimming £30m a year over 5 years is the way to fool everyone.