Turkish

And that ruins any credibility that opinion might have.

I can imagine our helmet fans would start a hilarious chant at away games of 'we've got a hotel that's bigger than this'

There must be a Man U song we can nick? Yes the vidic song. Dejan wooh wooh He comes from Croatia He'll f*8king murder yah Or there is always One Dejan Lovren, there's only one Dejan Lovren Clap clap clap clap

We are trailing behind the 7 star hotels and need to raise our game.

*puts away 'why won't anyone sign for Southampton' t-shirts until this time next year *

he's going to fit right in next to Hooliveld then.

not Hooper then, this is a shock. http://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/sport/readingfc/articles/2013/06/14/90374-reading-fc-on-verge-of-massive-drenthe-and-hooper-double-signing/

this is about as deserving of a new thread as the Ramirez leaving one.

id be very happy with that.

he doesn't have to explain anything to you.

Les Reids signing, we all know that.

obviously ruled out immediately by the player as his agent wouldnt deal with us.

you want to listen to whoever said it, he sounds ITK.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?42812-The-Twitter-Transfer-Rumour-Game

another one we missed out on. Why wont anyone sign for us?

Ben Thatcher and Jack Saville CDAJF Brighton, prehaps?

he's in Uruguay with his bessie mate Martin caceres (well they are both uruguyan), who has persuaded him to move to Juventus.

no problems pal, always here to help.

On that note here is a nice little reminder to Monk that he has until 12pm tonight for this weeks announcement or he has lost all ITK credibility.

im not going to mess about Jamie, i'm going to start a thread on the main board.

you think lazy, lying, journo scumbags just make these stories up?

One of them used to supply post it notes to ASDA, i dont think i can compete with that sort of talent.

Not really, all agents hate us and dont want to deal with us.

My new local all the Leeds fans are laughing at me. They've already signed Matt Smith and are close to signing Noel Hunt, both good solid pros WCDAJFU. they think we are arrogant and complacent and the joke is going to be us when we swap places in the league with them next may.

another one we are missing out on. All this fannying around is coming home to roost.