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on thing that is prevelant on here and always makes me laugh whatever the mongboard are when people accuse others of bullying them. its embarassing that adults are grizzling into their keyboards about abit of light hearted p*ss taking on an internet forum.

Chasing ghosts or trying hard to act like Serge from Kasabian.

That's the spirit! I remember when I was 10 playing 'sign the player' most summer evenings with two school mates. I was always the chairman, one of them would be a player and the other his agent, we would spend hours pretending to discuss contract negotiations and sell on clauses. Every now and then we were joined by Michael Roberts who none of us liked and we would make him the lazy, lying scumbag journo who would break the story. Those were days.

Im embracing modern day soccerball!! In any case I told you about the 1984 when as an 8 year old schoolboy following our success in the league that season I decided that I wanted to be a chairman just like our then great leader Alan Woodford. I didn't want to be the Steve Moran, the man who celebrated a late winner in front of 10,000 saints fans at fraton park, or our hard man left back mark Dennis, or even our England international keeper. I wanted to me the man sitting in the directors box, writing the cheques and shuffling paper round his desk. The brains behind the brilliance.

After they'd been stalking me obviously.

So no one else wants to wish our leader a happy birthday then?

Alexi sayle and chalize theron, who also celebrates her birthday today.

'Lampard is sh*t' Oh the irony.

I agree with this. There are some proper obsessed freaks on here, I've had a number of posters who when viewing their posting history I noticed that virtually every post they make is about me or in reply to me. We've even had Franks Cousin and drunken melt downs. It's very sad and worrying that there are people with such a delicate mental state posting on here that they get so upset about what's said on an Internet forum. Im obviously posting this as an observer as I've hardly been on here for a week so comments on this thread can't be aimed at me.

The good WUMs don't bother any more and you can see why!

Are you 45 tomorrow?

Thank you for all you have done for the club, have a wonderful day and you'll be pleased to hear you share your special day with Alexi Sayle, Dominic Cork and Tina O'brien. Proof if anywhere needed that todsy is a celebration of greatness. Cortese wooooHhhh He comes from Italy Today is his birthdeeee......

There is news!!! http://app.fanatix.com/index.html?referrer=http://www.fanatix.com/news/category/football/serie-a/# He doesn't want to join us, he wants a more ambitious club. Well, well, well and that is everything we are told on here wee are............

There must be something wrong with you, you went out on a date with Romsey Stu!

Women should be banned from football, they offer nothing to the game.

She is insecure and can't bear her chap to have an interest that doesn't involve her. Although I'm not surprised you took a bird to football, no doubt just after you set up a Facebook group for men only entitled 'save our Saturdays' keeping march day a women free zone.

They are just pretending to keep their boyfriend happy or has issues and may want to consider a sex change.

Top 3 types of blokes that take their bird to football Insecure mugs who can't bear to leave her alone Soppy t*ats who are ruled their birds Soppy t*ats who naively think they are spending quality time together

I'll take the Greek league too as the Greek Islands are one of my most favourite holiday destinations, I've been to George's restaurant in town a couple of times and always had a soft sport for Olympiakos. Better give me the Turkish league as well I guess.

Which championship club wouldn't want to take the worlds 85th best player on loan?

Point one, yes it doesn't matter what we say on here. However, i wouldn't set facious targets based on ego.

Oh I get it, so it'll be okay if everyone misses their target by a small amount, that doesn't matter, ie Lambert scores 16 instead of 18, Rodriguez 7 instead of 10, Ramirez and Lallana 5 instead of 7 a few goals each is nothing, except of course for Clyne who scored 2 instead of 1 and Isgove who no one thought would score any but managed to get one. some people will have hit their own target most wont have, but it wont matter because its only by a small amount they missed by and wed have missed the overall collective target by a country mile, but thwt doesnt matter because there was no chance of hitting it anyway. Brilliant stuff.

So he's a rich mans Billy Sharp?

So you think it's reasonable to set a target that your yourself admit the chase of hitting are remote?