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you think lazy, lying, journo scumbags just make these stories up?

One of them used to supply post it notes to ASDA, i dont think i can compete with that sort of talent.

Not really, all agents hate us and dont want to deal with us.

My new local all the Leeds fans are laughing at me. They've already signed Matt Smith and are close to signing Noel Hunt, both good solid pros WCDAJFU. they think we are arrogant and complacent and the joke is going to be us when we swap places in the league with them next may.

another one we are missing out on. All this fannying around is coming home to roost.

two more we are missing out on. we are paying for all this fannying around.

i love the headlines, the name Ever lends itself to so many good ones, like the Ever Ready battery one there.

which means he is certain to be best mates with Ramirez.

yes please, quick, strong, good in the air. Perfect up front for our system.

thanks.

up himself.

that means they are bound to know each other. I'm English and me and David Beckham are best pals, i regularly advised him of the latest trends whilst he was in that backwater LA.

his aim should be to be the self styled best poster on here, like yourself.

Jermaine Pennant is availalle stick him on the right, Gareth Barry and Scott Parker both available too for a good price, all we need to a bit of pace on the left and a good big'un and a good little 'un up top to pick up the flicks when we get it into the mixer and we're there i reakon.

this is true. Our one signing was a free transfer who no one else wanted, the other clubs we couldn't compete with the competition because we are skint and difficult to deal with.

Ha, I brought a pair of white Paul smith jeans from object with my first months wages. Id forgotten about them until your post. Thought I was the dogs in them. Horrendous looking back!

20/20, two dogs, K cider, diamond white, michelob badly cut Ralph Lauren polos or shirts, centre partings and blue/black Calvin Klein jeans. That was how we did it in there.

the premier league started the season Barlett made his debut. Maybe it should have said 'the then 18 year old Bartlett became the youngest player to play for Saints that season'

we really are skint!!

those imortal words Nicola Cortese seems to have secured funds to invest significantly in order to improve a young and hungry squad

come on bessie, our lack of activity is evidence that funding has been pulled and we are skint.

why do you think it is? are the rumours true that no one will sign for Southampton because agents hate us and we are difficult deal with? I think it's more likely the other rumour that the Liebherrs arent interested in us and have pulled funding so we are skint.

I don't get the clamour to pick the current most in form players. It is actually idiotic. Players form peaks and dips throughout the season, the international standard players that are constantly on top form tend to be the best in the world and worth £50m plus as well as being few and far between. Are people seriously suggesting international teams potentially pick 11 different individuals for every game, depending on who is and isn't in form? I get in form fringe players being given a chance but to say only pick players based on form is stupid.

There is an ignore button if you're so delicate that you can't handle my posts. Being someone of white van man intellect though I'm not surprised.

The new Javi De Pedro.