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I could tell that from the photo in the opening post.

Some of it is true Krackers, Chelsea headhunters did break into Springfield school in 1984, Pompey did turn up at an FA cup game against Millwall at the Dell in 1985 and Paul Scarrott was Forest top boy in the late 80s, liked a drink and is dead. I just put a pompeyesque spin on the events.

Probably the only thing more amusing on your posts today than you spectacular failiure to turn this thread into a Cortese bashing one, or to imply that it is, is your hilarious missing the point on posts of mine, not once but twice. It really is something quite special to achieve this, particularly as virtually everyone else on the thread that you quoted from in your 'hardman' jibes at me and this one in your 'handwringing" jibes has "got it". To cap it all, after being so desperately out of touch we then have the amateur psychoanalyst impression as to what these posts might mean as to my social status, this from someone that isnt getting it, being out of touch and accusings others of being misfits? Now you really couldn't make that up! All in all Georgy a spectacularly bad first attempt at trolling, lots of work to be done and you're a long way behind some of the more seasoned posters. Only 2/10 for you sunshine.

I understand they are going to be in a training camp and playing a few friendlies abroad so that should give them a couple of extra weeks to complete, after the inital reporting back and tests etc. i guess the main things that will need completing will be the pitches and changing rooms. Looks from the photos there is a lot of work to do but it's amazing how quickly these things seem to spring up.

Is it meant to be finished in time for preseason?

The bookies were taking bets on what someone posts on an Internet forum? Odd.

You sure you listened to the right thing? I heard it this morning, he said that it was nailed on that he was signing for us and Moose couldn't understand it that he would turn down AC Milan and napoli to play for a team going to be in a premier league relegation battle.

I still want to know why Nicky C is in Italy with his cheque book. Nixon tweeted a while back that he was over there and something big might be happening but tweeted the other day there has been not a word on it since.

Lets hope he doesn't have a wife who hates living in this country.

value £1.8m and £550 a week? FFS what are we doing?!

Good point, i dont know. All i know is that his ticket is not transferable, although if someone did an alf Garnett fancied pretending to be him and being disabled for the day to get in for nowt then i supose they could do.

Sad what happened to Bridge. Was a very good player when he went to Chelsea but seemed to lose something when they signed Ashley Cole and was never the same player. I guess he had a great life, earnt a lot of money, played for some big clubs and won quite a few England caps. he should have left Chelsea in 2006 when they started loaning him out but then i guess by then he had a few million in the bank and a few medals on his shelf so was happy just to live the lifestyle then.

No. If my old man doesn't go as he isn't always able to then my sister doesn't even qualify for the carer discount that day if she goes without him and has to pay an upgrade fee on her ticket to the normal price, which is fair enough and none of us have a problem with this.

He was crap for 'boro though wasn't he. He was also the third youngest bald man i've ever seen, after Chaplow and Shelvey.

talking of which who remembers this? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/paper-links-liverpool-to-player-who-doesnt-exist-738961.html I remember seeing it at the time in the sun i think it was, absolutely hilarious.

He'd be perfect for the 90th minute time wasting sub role, yes?

'Arrry wants him at QPR. In fact he wants him so much he's reminded everyone he'll quit again if he isn't allowed to sign him. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jun/05/harry-redknapp-board-qpr-transfers

Well said Colin.

it was. If this thread made the club act then it wasn't wasted was it. it obviously wasn't NC's fault and the club policy on disabled fans was set with the disabled supporters association. As i said a couple of times now, fair play to the club for sorting it out quickly and anyone that blames NC is a div, as people will know, i have critised him in the past but not on this occasion.

So it seems the paper to trust is the telegraph and listen to Talk sport more.

exactly Krackers.

Thank you. In fairness i'm not one to be 'outraged' at the drop of a hat like some. The thing that annoyed me most was that it's not like he's trying to get a new season ticket, it's a renewal and his condition is now actually a lot worse than when he started getting disabled tickets, it was pretty evident of this from the fact that his address has changed from home to a care home, it seemed like he was too disabled to get a disabled ticket! anyway, it's sorted now and as i said above fair play to the club for sorting it so quickly for all involved.

The Urugyan Ryan Smith? Luckily we all know there is no truth in this as the daily fail (LMFAO) is a paper full of lies and racists with an anti Saints agenda. No way would they print a positve story about a foreigner coming here and taking a job a Brit like Will Buckley could do.

The Uruguayan Lee Holmes?

No. There is still a chance I might get 'illingsworthed' for slagging the club off on a forum though!