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You're happy to contribute but don't want to be 'king of the mongboards'? Fine, don't try to be. You're moaning about the content of the forum but don't want to contribute. It does make me laugh when people whinge about this forum, saying they don't want to read rubbish, they just want news, here's a little bit of advice, if you just want news then don't use Internet forums at all, you can find news on the official site and newspapers, on Internet forums you will find small amounts of news and 95% of the rest of it will be people spouting bo*llocks, because forums are for discussion and opinion, not a news site.

I certainly am, people would describe me a 'character', ask anyone that knows me. you have to look out for as I'm so NUTS I make a Snickers bar look dull.

We all know Sue Whistle will be playing football, skiing, swimming in Lake Garda or something else extraordinary. BTF will be desperately scouring the Sunday papers for a new crusade to boycott something she can tell us about later on and JillyAnne will still be trying to get her money for her pussy out of Dark Sotonic Mills. Either that or they're all playing golf somewhere.

The expect him to be good in 1 v 1s against Eastleigh town level players though,

'A character' the sort of bloke who can't walk past a pair of glasses without trying them on? Someone who will wear matching comedy tie and socks? The sort of person that desribes themselves as 'mad' and 'crazy' and displays constant wackiness, yes?

Who is playing as our false 9?

. The guys asked me what I do with my life so I simply told him. No biggest ******** games pal. Who are the people who don't post by the way? There seems to be a lot of people posting lately claiming there are lots of people that don't post on here.

Yes, I've actually been posting on here whilst on the train today, using the wifi on the long journey back north after a top night out in London yesterday with good mates, which followed an afternoon and evening at the cricket and in Londons finest establishments, you may or may not have noticed I wasn't on here much if at all yesterday post 2pm. What have you done with your life in the last 24 hours?

Do you do anything else other than watch football?

He has horrendous dress sense. Those jeans and trainers are awful.

What is obvious, although not to some on here, that there are numerous other clubs across Europe who would be more attractive to a player than us for a number of reasons. It's great to have ambition but we so have to accept that not everyone we try to sign always dreamed of playing for Southampton.

If I'm reading the OPs articles right the 'positivity, blind optimism or great things happening' are due to the you tube and saints players preseason trip to Spain and how this is so much better than the 70s and 80s photos of the players training on the gym. As interesting and enjoyable as the clips are I wouldn't go as far as to describe them as 'a great thing happening' or reasons to be displaying 'blind optimism' or 'positivity' just a fairly enjoyable video and a nice touch by the club who seem to be sorting things out in the customer service and interaction departments.

How good is it now? It was good enough for 6th on April so with Wanyama and lovern signed up how many places higher should be good enough for and settle for?

Seems a bit pointless, plenty of others things he could have done. Does anyone care he's on hunger strike? How do we know he's not sneaking a cheeky bowl of coco pops in in the comfort of his own home when no one is around?

Then it's even odder. You've made it your personal crusade to get two people blacklisted so they can never work again in an industry you're not even in, for playing an unfunny prank in building you'll likely never go in. everyone that does use the building doesn't even know you exist and if they weew to ever meet you, if this forum is anything to go by, theyd think you were an absolute helmet anyway. Strange behaviur. You mug. LOL.

You seriously think Pochetino wouldn't want the Barcelona job? Not that they'd want him, it's laughable to even take this seriously.

I'm not quite sure how people can say he was a good signing. He joined us, ran around a lot, scored a good goal and set up lambert then got injured and has hardly played in a season and a half. When he did play last season he looked our of his depth. The injury wasnt his fault obviosuly but he isnt a premier league player, he's popular and great things were predicted of him by some based on a couple of good performances against midtable championships sides. If 2 or 3 good games in a season and a half constitutes a good signing then please let me know what makes a bad one.

I Think you're confusing me with one of your terrorist supporting pals sunshine.

It won't be Solent stars, as the guy is a member of his group. I imagine he and his UAF mates are sending him letters of support and encouragement to get through this difficult time.

You don't know if its your opinion or the UAF? How odd.

* brushes up dancing moves and hopefully submits application*

Has he signed yet?

You think a successful businessman would have more to think about than a crusade in getting a manual worker banned from construction sites wouldn't you.

Thick f*cks. Tim nice but dim was a Harry Enfield character.

* considers relocation to sealand *