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There is no further news on Damiao

Stop trolling Phil. This is not news on Banega.

Please keep this on topic, people come on here for news, this is not news.

There is no further news on Osvaldo

There is no further news on lambert to Reading.

There is no further news on Banega.

How's your crusade going on, freak?

We were strongly rumoured to have had a big bid for a centre half and the deal fall through just before we signed Yoshida, also Adkins said the week before that we wouldn't be signing him. Gazzaniga may come good but the reality is we weren't strong enough in the goal keeping department and had to make another panic buy in Boruc to address this after he signed.

As did Forren and Yoshida. Yosh worked out thankfully but effectively we spent. £9m on players who were panic buys. Add in the £2.5m for Gazzaniga to the Forren and mayuka fees and you've got nearly £10m spent on players who only managed a handful of games between them.

Sunderland paid about that for Connor Wickham too.

comedy gold and highly likely that's exactly what happened. Good work!!

Your missus might like that stat but it means nothing in football pal.

The fact that I've suggested him and deescribed him as a 'natural goalscorer who has scored plenty at every level' suggests I rate him, no? He scored 20 odd goals is a terrible Blackburn team last season. I've no idea what he is on but if stories from those parts a true Blackburn are sliding into admin and in big troubles financially so will need to sell soon.

Surprised no on has mentioned Jordan Rhodes. Natural goal scorer who has a scored plenty at every level And has those three important attributes of being young, hungry and therefore guaranteed to improve.

We keep face a battle to hold onto Rickie Lambert because two championship clubs might bid for him if we sign Diamo. Lazy, lying journo scumbag.

You certainly didn't do it the Southampton way pal.

Its okay pal, make grooming is all the rage right now. Plucking, facial scrubs, facial masks, waxing, shaving, sunbeds or Fake tans, even Botox. Be a good looking, well dressed lad, the only ones that will tell you you are vain are the fat, scruffy mugs no women will touch.

You let your mongboard down chaps. I suggest an overhaul from grass roots level up and sacking Steve grant and employing some sharp suited foreign coach to take us to the next level.

I agree, saints always seemed to have ugly players in the past but another feather in Corteses cap is not only are we signing good players but also good looking ones. Its good for our image and the global brand to have good looking players and I for one am pleased to see it.

Until you explain why is is you think I don't rate Lee I suggest you pipedown and listen to your own advice pal.

I'm so mad I do it when people ARE looking.

Phil you card, I do love these comedy made up discussions. Especially when comedy accents are included.

Does posting on any forum have a point then? Do you think any difference has ever been made to any transfer, tactic, or any football related matter by a post on an Internet forum? Sme people might like to prove their ITKness or show off their knowledge of Soccerball by banging on about tactics, false nines etc but the reality is it is all totally pointless as its just some people's opinion which in the grand scheme means nothing. If you don't like or agree with the opinion then don't read it, take the p-ss out of it or discuss it. It seems the only people that get upset about what others post are the ones that take it all very seriously or have a very high opinion of themselves.

Vincent tan looks like a 70s Bond Villan.

No. NC is a great businessman and wouldn't be fooled by some Irish clown managing a tiny club like Celtic. We sign who we want when we want on our terms.