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Don't forget the hilarious comedy t-shirts with 'Amsterdam 2013 xxxxx stag' and your nicknames on the back, like '****ger' 'chubby' 'slitty eyes' etc. don't forget to dress the stag up In a hilarious costume, The mankini seems to be both as popular as it is original and hilarious at the moment. You must also find the cheapest, *****st bar you can find, the Dutch Wetherspoons if you will, that does nothing but LAGER and fill it by 11am in the morning, with the 'characters' in your group all being very loud and hilarious.

So boring you were compelled to comment on it.

This coming from the man who on the day Adkins was sacked still insisted the media reporting it before it was officially announced were lying and sh*t stirring.

Lazy, lying scumbag journos now making up lies to cover thier lies. FFS.

She isn't. Attractive yes, but you'd see 30 as good on a night out in decent place.

Bloody hell, even more than I thought. That's the thing with successive promotions though, we've got a lot of players on our books who will not be of premier league standard earning decent money who won't get that sort of payday again.

Yep, I'd agree with that. Hammond, Lee, De Ridder, Sharp, Barnard, Chaplow will all also be on the £10-£15k mark and won't play any part whilst we are in the premier league. That's another £50-£90k a week we could do with losing. We've probably been paying out over £100k a week in wages this season on players that have hardly had a kick, that's not including Forren and Mayuka.

Rather have one good player on £50k a week than that on 8 that don't play!

With promotion bonus and rises I'd hazard a guess that the top 4 are on £10-£15k a week. Remember that Dickson couldn't get a loan move away at the start of the season as the club in question couldn't afford his wages. Richardson and Butterfield were proven championship players so would have joined in championship wages and no doubt got an increase on promotion. Seaborne was said to be on £6k a week when he had his incident, so id put him on about £10k with his promotion increase. I doubt the bottom four are on much though. Even so you're probably taking between £50k-£80k a week for all of them.

this. lazy journalism. It's the obvious story isn't it. Academy player approaching age when he can sign a pro contract so they assume he'll do it at the club he's at. Lazy, lying scumbag journos.

This signing is a real statement of intent.

yet another runners up award for us and falling short again. One for the last 3 season Cortese has been here. he's going to get the nickname ""2 place Nicky" if he doesn't sort it out.

Sad to see Ryan Dickson go. Obviously not a premier league player but always though he did well for us when he played and never really got a chance under Adkins. Richardson was very good for us as others have said and Butterfield was a good solid pro who always did a job. Im sure they'll all get contracts at the championship or L1 clubs.

did no one read the report? He's a midfielder This is a dream come true, and something I’ve worked really hard for over the last few years,” said the promising midfielder.

I remember back in 2002 we were heavily linked with a striker called Marcus Allback. He had a decent record in the Swedish and Dutch leagues, however hardly anyone had heard of him. all summer people banged on and on and on about how we had to sign him, he was brilliant despite no one every having seen him play. HE went to Villa and was absolute dogsh*t.

it's very difficult to say, but i dont think they would have. without Lukaku their striking options are Shane Long, Peter Odemwignye (LOL) and markus Rosenburg (0 goals in 24 games) I dont think theyd have finished top half without him. Nor do i think Saints would have been relegated with andy Carroll instead of Lambert.

Yeah i know that, however he was part of the WBA squad that finished 8th. Do people think they'd have finished 8th without him? TAjjuk said only yesterday that we'd have been relegated if we had Carroll up front instead of Lambert.

You think Lambert is better than Lukaku?

Will Hughes looks a very good player, apparently Derby want upwards of £10m for him though,

No. It felt like we had a decent player returning from injury. Which is what it was and which we always knew he would.

one of the biggest challenges we face in this window is we dont have any long term injured players which the mboard can describe as being just like having a new signing when they are fit.

They tried this the second season at St Mary's and I remember it caused more problems than it solved. I remember a couple of stewards getting a slap when they tried to wade in and eject people for standing.

That's funny as she's upstairs taking a sh*t. From the smell coming down the stairs whatever it was you were feeding her earlier was pretty rancid and needs a good scrub.

Hello Mrs The9. Shouldn't you be washing up?

'Southsmpton and Tottenham in the premier would kill just to put it under contract'