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As far fetched as us losing to Newcastle or beating Man City 3-1? Seriously, how is a 1-2 win for QPR farfetched with a defence like ours which rarely keeps a clean sheet and is prone to individual errors? It really isn't far fetched at all.

We need dominant defenders to counter the long ball game, Hoolveld isn't one, lets hope Forren is. Good point on tactics too, English football is mroe direct and quicker than in Spain, there will likely be more teams capable of catching us on the counter than when he had these tactics at Espanyol.

Gareth Bales sell on clause?

Deliberately getting a job near where i live and a shop i go in does though. I will say "hello" next time i see you in there.

I go in there fairly often. You are stalking me. I even think i know which one you are

This.

The only way to stop them is for him to predict us to win. That is what people want, not him to be right, just to predict we win. Please, please Lawro, please predit a win for us.

He got 9 out 10 last week and only a last minute worldie from Bale stopped him getting all 10 results right. So learn what?

a true fan would be overcome with emotion every time they set foot inside the staidum and be welling up.

Can i be the first to plead with you not too.

Not the Co Op just down from the Brook?

Yes, he's out for a month.

I had tears in my mine but didn't say i did. Is that kind of the same?

less home games, at stupid times, sunday lunch times, monday evenings etc, which has probably meant a lot less people going for a pint before and after, i dont think i have for a non saturday home game this season. It's not in a nice area and not a great pub, just handy for football, can see why it's dead during the week.

and despite all this is was a terrible indecisive defending from Hooliveld that cost us the goal, taking nothing away froma great strike of course.

Yes, out for a month. good chance for Mayuka to show what he can do.

Do we have a compilation of Corteses finest moments to compare it to?

I hope we win and as good as send QPR down as well as make ourselves on the home straight to safety and halt out slide down the table.

Lets hope he can help put a stop to our slide down the table, starting on saturday.

Do you work in that Newsagents on Portswood Road opposite Georges chippy? There was an odd little fat kid behind the till the other day when i popped in.

I thought exactly the same thing. A lorry with a speed restriction and Shirley high Street as your get away vehicle and route, the only surprise is it took 9 minutes to catch them

Lady Gaga the hermaphoridite. Alledgedly.

not forgetting the cushions over lap of every pubescent boy in england when this lady came on Top of the pops.

A Guide to Self Defence - by Lee Barnard.

Would you go as far as to say now posting on this forum is your favourite waste of time?