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Lady Gaga the hermaphoridite. Alledgedly.

not forgetting the cushions over lap of every pubescent boy in england when this lady came on Top of the pops.

A Guide to Self Defence - by Lee Barnard.

Would you go as far as to say now posting on this forum is your favourite waste of time?

Corporate sell out mug.

Such as? I can honestly say i cant remember the last time i went into a shop and they didn't accept cards.

If your mother is disabled,blind and as you're a grandmother, likely to be in her 80s or 90's shouldn't you be a good daughter and do her shopping for her rather than leaving a poor, elderly woman to make her way to the shops in her condition?

Chris De Burgh is something else isn't he fella.

I wont wear a tight fishnet vest under my jacket, that should help.

People that do this in pubs annoy me too, paying for their pints by card. Fair enough if you're having a meal and it's £40 or whatever, but seriously, going for a pint on a lunchtime at work or whatever and buying a couple of pints on a card FFS.

/\ I heart your avatar.

Looks decent https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/southampton-way-tsw-official/id582931620?mt=8

I think i could definitely do a better attempt at vocals than Jay did on Keep on Movin' plus i have the rugged, bad boy looks and image to rebel against modern commerically manfuctured music. We could reinvent 5 at a kind of boy band Sex Pistols. I can see me wailing out Jays part in this wearing a Stone Island jacket and addias gazelles. [video=youtube;FbWJVult-9M]

Mark of course, he was every ones favourite at my age group, i copied his hair cut when he won the award for best hair cut at the Smash Hits poll winners party in 1993, although i did cry when Robbie quit.

I remember as a teenager watching Take that do a Beatles medley at the Brits, i thought i was quite good and my dad though it was terrible. I sid it was because he was old and didn't get it, now i empathise with him, a lot of modern music is utter sh*te.

Stop being such a misery, let your kids live while they're young.

a rich mans Papa Waigo, yes?

Well dont beat yourself up about it, i'm not. Say what you want and carry on getting upset about a few divs posting songs that wont every be sung on a football forum if you like.

Why would i care what someone that but for this forum i wouldn't even know existed and if we were ever to meet i'd undoutedly think they were a helmet anyway says about me?

Think you might be taking this forum a little bit too seriously Pangy. It's not a Guy Fawkes like plot you know for everyone to sing nasty things about him, you've only go to look at how many people sing the quite brilliantly inventive songs on here to realise that it isn't going to happen, i'm yet to hear any one burst into the Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast at any match yet that was widely suggested and lauded on here for example. So i'd not worry too much as we all know the abuse will be an anti Redknapp song to the tune of sloop John B, maybe a couple of "Harry Redknapp, what a w*ankers" and then it'll die out and everyone will resort to slagging of Guly/Fox/Boruc or whoever the whipping boy will be this week. But if you do want a family friendly anti Redknapp song without any swear words that you want to make song sheets for to pass round the family stand can I suggest my "Redknapp in a coma" song posted on a few other threads, it'll not only teach you're children about the phyical condition on being in a Coma, it'll also educate them on the lyrical genius of one of Britains greatest bands and most contoversal singer/songwriters and there is not a single swear word in it, everyones a winner. All together now..... Redknapp in a coma, i hope i hope it's serious.......

should we employ Richardson as the front sweeper to counter Remy and Tarabit?

How can you say this? He's not been given the chance and showed real quality when he's played. Like the run and cross for Lambert v Orient when we needed to win he produced a bit of magic and rose to the occasion. Why do you not think he couldn't do it in the Prem? He's shown himself to be a big game player in the past.

clearly a big game player who relishes the big stage and can produce moments of magic under pressure. Lets get him back and fight it out with Shaw for the left back spot.

An excellent full back who could be a massive player for us. His run and cross for Lamberts goal at Orient away in 2011 convinced me he could be a real star in the premier league and the attacking full back we are missing. I think he needs to be allowed to show what he can do in top flight.

It doesnt say he wants out, it says Chelsea want him.