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You slitty eyes all look the same, except that your eyes go up and Chinesesys eyes go down and Your dad looks like Mr Miagi and you think Dragons are real. So why dont you and your fake ugg boot wearing girl friend take your raw fish and your bonzi trees and your Feng Shui and f*Ck off back to where you came from. No one likes you, even Wagamumas is where pikeys that cant afford KFC go.

I am a fat, scruffy, middle aged virgin that doesnt wash. FACT.

Lets hope that they leave Prince Harry alone.

It's Stuart Ripley.

A stalking awareness campagin will be good and help the cause. I suggest a selection of "Look Who's Stalking" t-shirts and baseball caps.

Ohh look at Jackie CHan getting all saucy. I bet you walk around wearing your dragon dressing gown and have your boyfriends over to play sumo in the garden dont you.

Yes yes it is! You've got me. It's one of the many true things i have posted on the innnernezzz mongboards and i am now pretending it is a wind up because i care so much what you all think of me and i made myself look silly by claiming that I had managed to find out the contents of a players contract somehow.

Shut up you slitty eyed, little man, go and eat some raw fish you werido, cant you afford an oven to cook it? Yeah, thats what you are. You're so poor you have to go to Riverside park for your dinner and try and catch some fish then eat them there because you cant afford an oven, but you cant see properly because of your slittly little eyes so you have to get your girlfriend to do it for you but she hates you as well because you're so poor and she has to wear fake Uggs boot and everything.

Im sure that's what they want to say, well any decent copper and sensible person would anyway. Yet more evidence of how pathetic and pampered people are growing up to be these days. A bit of good old fashion p*ss taking never did anyone any harm.

Agree on the centre backs, maybe I've come to expect them to make an error but I'm not convinced by either, we should get an experienced left back, we shouldn't be relying on a 17 year old with a handful of games all season, especially if we end up in a relegation scrap. Clyne however is getting better and better and proving himself to be an excellent right back.

Isn't it strange that the police have no powers or are unwilling to do anything when someone is being physically stalked and threatend yet call someone a name from behind your computer or on your phone and they are all over it.

As is ive said before, we'd have beaten them if our right back hasn't got injured and we'd had to play with a centre back at right back who was clearly uncomfortable.

Better than QPR though. We were very good against Newcastle but they are out for form, lots of injuries and played on Thursday night. We've been better the last few weeks and having a fit squad to chose from certainly helps, Cork has made a huge difference, but let's not kid ourselves we have suddenly become a team which is going to finish in the top half.

Oh is that what you and Frank do?!

I always use Nandrews in Shirely. Good honest blokes and fairly cheap as well. Was recommended them by my taxi driver mate, a lot of the local cabbies use them as well which is a good recommendation for me.

Whatever happened to sticks and stones may break by bones but names will never hurt me?

So did she tell you or did you catch them?

We've played a few not so good and out of form teams, no?

Just to be clear, here is what happened. At a recent home game Guly came on with on 75 minutes, I noticed that had happened a few times in the past and when we played West Brom put a thread on the UI, 'will Guly come on with 15 minute to go?' thou and behold bang on 75 minutes, there he was. So I thought that'll be a funny thing to wind up the Mongs on TSW with and see how many bite, I'll pretend I'd been told he had a clause in his contract that was when he was fit he had to play for at least 15 minutes. It was funny watching so many people questioned it and went to great lengths to prove something that was so obviously bulls*it wasn't true. Even now people are going on about it. Anyway, I'm going to be sensible for a while now and only post serious things as I know how upset some of you get.

Used to be? We have that eternal bond and are such great mongboard buddies that even when we don't post on the same thread for ages, when we do it's like we've never stopped. This thread proves it.

What other managers have taken Spurs into the champions league?

coming from someone who stated his opinion that Saints can reach the champions league based on people once saying man would never climb Everest!

Not really, a few on here have said it. Not difficult is it.