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Are you inviting me for a 'chat' Chalet?!!

Behave yourself. Jimmy gave me an infraction a few months back for taking the p*ss out of a comment he'd made about stamping on people's dreams. Nothinf malicous, i just started the post with 'i dont want to stamp on tour dreams....' A lot of it comes down to who the mod is and what their definition of banter is. A few are quite sensitive little souls which you can't afford to be in a position of power, such as a moderator on an Internet spaz board.

I've noticed the mods go on little crusades every now and then where they'll dish out infractions like confetti at a wedding. They had one a few months back which by coincidence was around the same time they all went out for a curry. Just saying like.

Yep, be true to yourself, realise the limitations you are working with and how you haven't been helped by those above you. Do your best and stay positive and don't blame others. Good man, at least he's not outwardly blaming the chairman, like Holloway, even though he'd have every reason too.

Just shut up and sing the Cortese song. We applaud him and worship him when transfers happen, but when they don't happen it's someone else's fault and not for a lack of trying, that is how spaz boards work.

Neil Warnock. Great at getting teams promoted, not so great at keeping them there.

I agree, he's a bright guy, I'm sure he did it deliberately to shut up the reporters and stop them asking the predictable questions about his future. It might also be a canny dig at those responsible fro transfers, that whatever happens he knows he's done his best with what he has and under the constraints he's got to work under and not being backed in the transfer market.

Paul Ince got MK Dons promoted once.i bet Blackburn are kicking themselves at having got rid of him so soon as he could easily have been the new Alex Ferguson.

Exactly. You pick a formaiton to suit the players you've got, not pick a formaiton then try to fit the players into it. It's very basic stuff. As is being solid at the back and building your team on that base. It's no wonder Reed was sacked at Charlton and is regarded as their worst manager ever.

That one is worse.

I rest my case

The on in the Mexico 86 book was the most sought after. Worth 5 on sawpsies

I will have a bet wih you that no one will beat spurs this season playing 3-5-2 when Bale and Lennon start. £50 to charity. Okay?

So it seems like no other premier league manager agrees with you that 3-5-2 is the way to beat Spurs then.

So we don't play Lambert because if he was injured we wouldn't be able to play him. Brilliant logic.

Fair enough, I think we play against Spurs by reducing the space and delivery to their main threat. You think we play them by giving their main threat more space, especially space to run into, where he's crucified far better full backs than Clyne. I gurantee you one thing, Adkins won't strait 3-5-2 tomorrow and I doubt anyone else will this season when playing Spurs, I can't begin to imagine why that would be, it works in Italy don't it?

I did hear the hilarious "empty seats my lord" song. Always makes me LOL

Two terrible teams.

I wrote to Kerry Dixon when I was 8 years old. We had to write to famous person for a school project and Kerry Dixon was my favourite player at the time as he'd just broken into the England team. I got a letter back, a signed photo and an invitation to join the Kerry Dixon fan club. I still have th picture somewhere along with my signed picture of Mark Wright, the ex Saints player not the knob from TOWIE.

Were you on there when B3nners challenged him to a boxing match? That was hilarious.

Yu should worry about people on spaz boards that want to meet up for 'chats' they are usually as hard as Romsey Stu.

If we get anyone from Blackpool, I hope it's Thomas Ince.

Jamie wants him if Adkins gets sacked.

Ha, fully agree with this. I played with my mate the last two weeks who has been playing for about 6 months. Every shot I took he'd try to give advise which was very frustrating and actually made me worse. The lesson today basically told me to do pretty much the opposite of what he'd told me!

Well I got a cheap set off eBay, have played the last two weeks and had my first lesson this morning. Wow. What a difference. After slicing the ball all over the place last week and barely being able to hit it 100 yards when I did hit it properly I hit 100 balls on the driving range after the lesson and managed to drive almost 200 yards and get the ball within 10-20 yards of the 100 and 125 yard flags with a 7 iron probably 8 out of 10 times.The instructor was brilliant, broke it down to make it easy even videoed me on his iPad then went back throw it to show me where I was going wrong. I know the distances won't sound much to seasoned gofers but considering where I was last week the improvement from one lesson was incredible.