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Indeed. And even if it was to do with race why are people assuming it was a negative thing? They might have been refering to the fact that he's part of a race which produces excellent athletes, inspirational presidents, superb singers and dancers and make a mean Jerk chicken. People assoicating being black with negative things need to have look in the mirror.

Hilarious how people are talking about me again, on a thread i'm not even posting on. I seem to have celebrity status on here.

I cant claim the credit, i nicked it From the UI

Based on last years performances? IIRC correctly he played well against Ipswich, Derby and Barnsley, all mid table championship clubs. Absolutely no guage if he is premier league standard, otherwise Kelvin Davis most definitely is.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/illustrateur-en-213cfff1ef608f54b2372008574a80b9.html

You just pipe down over there sunshine! We've had the Kelvin, Lambert, Lallana and Harding for England campaigns, what's so ridiculous about Puncheon playing for England?

I cant wait to hear the sound of "puncheon for England" clap clap clap clap clap - garbling round St Marys on sunday.

Considering wing greats like Stuart Ripley, Andy Sinton and Steve Guppy have played for England i wouldn't rule it out.

There were of burglaries on my road about a year ago. The family opposite had their back window taken out and their living room cleaned out between the dad going to bed at 1am and the mum getting up at 6. About 4 other houses were done in our road about the same time. Luckily ours never burgled. As for me, a few years back i went out the back of the house after hearing a noise one night about 1 in the morning and found two lads about 18 round the side of our house at the back of the drive, they saw me and ran down the road, i chased them for a bit but they managed to get away. When i was 16 and was living at my parents house the first time they'd gone on holiday with out me that night we were burgled. Looking back it must have been someone local who knew they were away as it's a bit too much of a conincidence. Only money was taken and not that much. I had no idea until the morning when i came downstairs and the back door was open and some of the cupboards had been gone through. I slept with a cricket bat by my bed for the next week.

I like the idea of you being the Tony Blair of Mongboards.

Hi Suzy. I'll be driving from Maidenhead this year, i'm also going to be going on my own so plenty of room in the car. Want me to pick you up and get your ticket? I'll go down and collect it for you if you like so you dont have to pay the Cortese tax. I'll also put fuel and parking on the company so it'll be a free trip for you. What time do you want me to pick you up? Can leave anytime really if you fancy having a few beers pre and post match. Damn, i've just remembered you've got me on ignore so wont see this. Oh well, your loss. Enjoy your day though, hope you get there okay.

Why have you been demoted from a mod? Didnt you hit your infraction target?

It is amusing isn't it. Should Nige go and i'm not for one minute suggesting that he should do, i'd love to see who is considered acceptable. Di Matteo is a crap manager who got lucky Redknapp is a crap manager who only does well if he can bankrupt the club Hoddle, Strachan and Curbishley have support from a few but plenty of others dub them yesterdays men and you have to wonder why no one else wants them Benitez was acceptable to most, even though he said he is was wanting a club that can win trohies, but is now temping at Chelsea so unavailable I'm really struggling to think who would be acceptable to everyone, except for the laughable suggestion by some of Guardiola.

Have you been stalking me as well? You've got me bang on with that! The only thing missing is that i wear clothes that are 15 years too young for me and masterbate 4 times a day due to my sexless marraige to a woman that wont have my children as a i desperately try to hang onto to my youth!

He's been stalking me for months. SAdly for Barry i find his obsession a little odd but rather sweet.

I said i know them through work, i didn't say what their role was or how i know them. I'm not naming names but i know one of them VERY well, i also know his sons and am actually going to the Happy Mondays gig at the Roundhouse with one of them next month. Contunie to sneer though, must be a sad bitter existance looking out of the window of your Hassocks semi being eaten up with bittnerness about people on a mongboard.

See post 160 Timothy. HTH.

What about the signings of Lambert and the £2.5m or whatever it was we spent in the January 10 transfer window on Fonte, Barnard, Puncheon conviniently left out peoples lists about. Not forgetting that lallana, Schniderlin, AOC, K Davis, 4 big players in getting us out of L1 were already here.

It doesn't mean they are league on players though does it. You say yourself that most, not all are good enough for the premier league. The fact that this sqaud finished second in the championship shows it is anything but a league one squad!! I dont think K David and Sharp are but that still leaves 6 of our current first team that were already here good enough for premier league, with the rest being definitely good enough for the championship, as proven last season yes? Not quite a league one squad is it. Although hiliarous how it is spun to be one when it suits people.

Sorry, who has done this?

I do laugh at people now saying we have a league one squad now, which is Why we are struggling. It's not a league one squad thought is it. Do you think Lambert, Lallana, Schniderlin, Cork, Fonte, Puncheon, K Davis and Sharp are league one players? Only a few months ago this 'league one sqaud' was labelled out best team ever, man for man better than our 2003 side and half of them should be in the England squad!!!

And Man U Apparantly. He was at Liverpool before so doubt he'll go back there. I think he moved to Blackpool so he'd play, if that is what he wants then we might have a chance.

As I said at the time, the tapping up thing was nothing to do with us and in no way our fault.

You for a start.