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No one likes Steve David because he's ginger.

Hooliveld and Clyne a each other. Jos is jealous that despite being 2 foot taller he has a smaller willy.

Boruc and Fonte don't get on. That's why he played so badly on saturday. It was deliberate to make Boruc let in loads so he'd ST dropped.

Ive heard they all think Mayuka is a knob. They had a campaign to send him on loan to Nott County and get Jonno Quick back as he is popular but Reed put the block on it.

I don't understand those questioning if a manager could work with NC. It seems we might miss out on a lot of managers I'd this is the issue some are making it out to be.

They did of course play with only 10 men for 80 mins against us up there last season.

I would have James Collins over any of our centre halves.

So West Hams team isn't full of premier league quality and experience? I'm shocked they beat us so easily on saturday to be honest. A fat clueless manager, a crap team with a cart horse up front. Over rated players on a team that will go down and we will finish we above. It should have been easy. I'm not sure what could have gone wrong.

I expect Sam isn't told what formation to play either.

I can't see this for some reason?

Would you rather get relegated and go deaf or stay up and go blind?

You stay up by beating the teams around you which they are doing. Whereas we've lost at home to Wigan who wil likely struggle and draw at home to Fulham who are woeful away. So do al those who were certain we didn't need premier league experience and it was pointless still claim this is the case?

Nah that's a bonus on top of commission. I've been known to take home as much as £1200 and £40 worth of top Man vouchers on a good month

The one thing you need to remember about Internet spaz boards is when you're right no one remembers, when youre wrong no one forgets.

Just because it isn't what people want to believe or hear it doesn't make it untrue.

No idea. I only drink decent beer.

Quite; prehaps we should look at his record of signing players and selling them on for a profit at Pompey if this is the only way to gauge it. Now who was there? Johnson, Diarra, Muntari off the top of my head all sold at a huge profit. But that can't be true because he backrupted Pompey singlehandedly.

When you consider Martin O'neill who many would shoot their load over being linked with had a net spend at Aston Villa of around £70m and never finished higher than 6th it puts into perspective just how badly Redkrap (lol) has done to have a net spend of less than a third of that and 'only' finish 4th twice and 5th.

I'm often right, the problem is its not what most of you lot want to hear.

Name me one club that has consistently finished in the top 5 that hasn't spent massively.

Redknapps net spend is actually much less than that because players like Bentley an Pavlucheko were signed by the previous manager a month before he arrived. Still it won't prevent the clueless divs on here ignoring the facts and continuing to peddle the myth the he spent hundreds of millions to 'only' finish 4th 5th and 4th.

I cannot believe some of you clams are moaning about cheap beer. I also presume Window Cleaner goes to games on his own.

It's called premier league quality and experience. Something they have plenty of and we were adamant we didn't need.

It's called excellent time mangement and multitasking, you dont get to be a senior telesalesist in my trade without know a few tricks. Sadly for you i wont be around much for the next two days as we've got call out days on 10m A2, Print shops cant get enough of it. They that are generously giving us £5 of Top Man vouchers for every order we get over £500. SHould be able to get myself so new threads for the weekend.

dont worry about what i am doing, just worry about what you are doing