Turkish

People swear, people call people people names. I'm sure there is a 11 year old boy called Sebastian somewhere who finds it all horrific, but that's what happens young man, people swear.

I have written a strongly worded email to Subway requesting they change the name of their Subway Melts in case people with perspiration issues or those that are frightend of confrontation are offended.

As a practising agnostic I find your attempting to force the respecting of a Lord I doubt exists to be offensive. I respect you Shintoist and your funny pipes and silly dressing gowns but I will not be converted.

Just apply anyway, you'll probably get one. Our ticket office struggle to even get basic transactions right let alone ones which involve several priority levels.

Jesus Christ. Let's all be offended.

Seriously and I'm being serious for a minute. Why is there this sudden upsurge in people being offended by absolutely everything? The last five years or so it seems to become very fashionable to be offended at every opportunity and wallow in the misfortune of others, as as someone said earlier, giving people the opportunity to prove what a nice person they are.

Um Pahars, over to you......

True style is timeless Mr D, as Ken proves.

Are you for or against a fan on the board Andy?

I'd prefer Ken Bates to be honest. Good old fashion English chairman who knows how to treat the fans properly.

Did anyone have the police ask them how they are?

So if he doesn't start one game, which would have been when he's with the club less than a week, there is no point signing him?

I think they must have been, the place i often go straight after matches asked for tickets for the first time since i've been going there.

I really hope we dont try and adopt this one.

I have no idea what Romsey has to offer. That is the domain of the Romsey Yoof and their Tunisian lacostes.

I would happily smash a few of them to prove that Swedish men are inferior and nothing but foul mouthed yobs.

Absolutely yes, did nothing wrong. Looked confident and composed, one decent save in the second half. It's his shirt at the moment.

As well as my other accounts.

I am as well.

It's only like the fake hate we had for Tottenham in the early 00's. It was quite simply embarassing at times with some fans signing how much they hated Tottenham every week when they didn't even notice or care about us. Christ, didn't we even have the club make the embarassing "Be a Gooner for a day" t-Shirts when they played them in an FA Cup game? Utterly cringeworthy.

Turns out is was the alternator is at the car hosptial now.

Funny you should say that

I Thought you would know.

I'm doubly outraged, not only did he swear but he seems to be condoning violence and also foul play on the soccerball pitch, so make that treble outrage. I demand he be executed.

Ha! I repled to her tweet saying that Saints fans had no idea why they were clapping. She replied saying that if i dont like what she says sod off and she has blocked me on twitter.