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It's actually 200 from Charming man as he is me.

Not really, as has been proven in the past this board is full of helmets when it comes to this sort of thing. All I'll say is I think this one is very likey to happen. Brought to you by the same person that called the Clyne deal 6 weeks before it happened.

Heard some interesting stuff on this today from a very good source.

I am appearing on Peter Andres bad boyfriends to sort all this out.

Christ, this deal has had more resurrections than Lazarus.

Do you remember when a lot of the helmets like Ashley Cole started wearing Von Dutch gear and all the fashion victims went out and bought it, before they all realised it was sh*t and they looked like tw*ts.

Aren't we selling out against Wigan on that page either then?

Im on page 278 and 18 months after signing and a promising start he only playing 3 times has now gone back to Uruguay for surgery on a mysterious knee injury which has blighted his time here.

He probably didn't say it very loudly and very slowly.

Christ, have you see this one? Luigibenarroso; il sono signor Rameriz tranfsero to, e15 Southampton complecationao, bologna cano geto loano fromo de banco so theo dealo mayo takeo fewo dayso yeto.

He's not real premier league class until he's been on skysports getting off the team bus and walking to the changing rooms wearing a club track suit and the biggest pair of headphones on the market.

He does also have premier league class tattoos and sunbed tan so I think he's got plenty to offer.

Deal is still on. This was just tweeted @therealmarklawrenson looks like I was wrong about Ramirez, he'll be a Southampton player by the weekend.

I thought I was reply to one directed at me, Barry.

I will not change my posting style. I am the Jimmy Carr of mongboards.

Amusing and pathetic. One mans mongboard is another mans Medium for imparting their wisdom.

No female celebrities to follow to the shops today Barry?

What's wrong with the tried and tested WHEELER DEALER of talking openly with the press though the window of your car? Seems to work well for other clubs.

Maybe if we give them Fourpast as well we can bump up the price to £20m? :lol:

Strange. You think we shouldnt sign better players than we have in case it upsets players already here?

I wont be satisfied until we have a manager that is regularly interviewed on Sky leaving the training ground with his car window wound down, stopping to talk openly with sky reporters about every transfer rumour there is.

So what?

I didn't see any on telly either, plenty in the away end though plus plenty of segregation. But this can't be true because Highfield has posted that the ethiad was only 96.2% full and we all know every club fills every seat available except for us who have segregation and Away fans not selling out when we don't fill 100% of SMs

You seem rather obsessed with this point as this is the second time you've mentioned it this week. I hope I am wrong. Time will tell. I didn't realise until Sunday that Adkins net spend as manager is only £3m so I don't now think £20m is that unrealistic a figure.