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Are you rule book ric? If so you've got Premeir league experience.

Update please can't be arsed to listen in.

I agree maybe a GWC blog on the new moderators is in order?

Please do.

5?! This could set mongboard record for the most most posted on player not to sign for us. I'm going for 34 before the deal is declared dead.

Don't forget you were playing semi pro football for some of this time too.

What's out the hard work that's been going on behind the scenes to make this possible?

Where are the picture of the two of them Holding saints scarves?

I can confirm that TSW were unable to meet my personal Terms and that myself and Tokyo reman made up guys.

Did you? Tell us about it.....

I maintain he could have been the answer to our centre back problems,

He thinks you're a bell end. He told me the same day we were offered vodka and chicken.

Exactly. Been retired as we will never have a player of their ability again

Locked

But then who else will do endless mock ups of what might be our new socks

fact

The number 10 shirt has been retired.

Gutted. Where are we going to find someone with such lightening pace and incredible strength? His scoring record is second to none for us. We clearly need to sell before we can buy.

Only 26 minutes until he's announced

How tough do you think people think it is? Good work though lad, anyone that is involved in combat sports gets me respect.

Done, I've got a Krav Maga move all lined up for him.

Is that not a sarcastic comment chalet? Infraction please.

What would Jason Statham do?

As soon as he misses a chance or has a game where he is anything other than brilliant i'll be on his back.

I really enjoy us not quite signing these sort of players. It'll make signing someone from the championship team of the year all the sweeter.