Turkish

Doesnt Baj do Karate?

I dont care about the funeral, as long as i get a proper send off on here. I want at least 16 threads started on the main board with 'RIP Turkish', 15 of them will of course be locked instantly with St Chalet pointing people to the main thread and infraction points given out to anyone who reopens another one. MLG will take the thread off topic with stats about why Southampton needs a bigger crematorium because the one in Liverpool is regularly full and people didn't bother going to my funeral because they thought they wouldn't get in it will also arguable that Turkish has more funeral goers than Ronnie Kray, depsite there being less people there. It will be because that were restricted by the size of the crematoirum and who knows how many will have gone if they thought they could all get in? I want a HCDAJFU thread on who can be the Pall bearer and a funeral build up thread which is full of utter drivel about things like what formation the pall bearers will take when carrying the coffin. I also want people to leave the funeral 5 minutes early to beat the traffic,well before the coffin goes down with others moaning about it on here to go with the moaning that the queues and quality of the refreshments were too long at the wake and no one could hear the vicar due to the crap PA system.

Its Diakhate. We're we even ever interested in Michu in real life and not just on mong boards? I remember a vague article in the echo about it months ago but nothing since anywhere else.

Good sign. He said Rodriguez to Everton a couple of days later he joined Saints.

a few more Crown: 'Why didn't you call Rio [to help smooth it over]? Terry: 'I did call Rio, he wouldn't take my call' Crown to Ashley Cole: 'You used to play for Arsenal, the crowd doesn't make any noise at the Emirates do they?' [LAUGHTER in court] Chief mag. encourages Cole to say 'c***' word out aloud rather than spell it out, 'Don't be shy'. Cole: 'I'm not'” :lol:

:lol: Matt Dickinson‏@DickinsonTimes Terry painfully has to recount to court the song from Liverpool fans about his "mum loving Scouse cock"

Apparantly this morning John Terry has been talking about 40,000 Liverpool fans singing a sone about how his mum loved scouse cock, Ashley Cole has been encouraged to say c*nt rather than using the c word and has said "i heard the word Bridge, the word Black and the word c*nt" This is comedy gold :lol::lol::lol:

The fact that the agent is putting the pressure on saints isn't a good sign and we all know how our leader reacts to being put under pressure from agents and players.

Don't worry I am ITK as well, you have a PM.

Yet another pointless, aggressive and self important post from our Itie based man hater.

This is the most ridiculous reason for a transfer breakdown I've ever heard.

Tsk Jamie. If we sell out for this it'll prove we need a bigger stadium.

Do you think we'll beat Man City and United if we set out to play as we would do against Doncaster and Coventry?

Forecast Frozen Out as Saints Come A Cropper.

Still cracks me up even now.

Do you really think either club gives a f*ck about fans speculating on a mong board as to what might have happened?

I demand a blog on the subject.

I thought we didn't need to sign big name players and were going to challenge Man City by using our world class academy graduates who are ignoring Man United so they can play for Southampton with their mate?

Ozil or Schweinsteiger obviously.

I consider you a rare breed on this mongboard Chez. You do actually know what you are talking about.

The new Denilson. FACT.

No, just speculation. My guess is it's his agent and Buttner will have to pay it himself or come to some sort of deal.

So they are saying that Buttner signed a contact entitling Ajax to a sell on fee without telling Vitesse and they knew nothing about it?

UNlikely i've have thought. Surely any sell on clause would have been negotiated during the transfer for Vitesse, so their problem to sort out.