Why would anyone from down here want to work in London? When I go to customer meetings up there it drives me nuts. Miserable f*ckers on the train and tube, everyone pushing and shoving. Ridiculously expensive to get to, having to be up at 5.30 every morning to get the train, not home until 7.30 most nights. I would need a serious amount of extra money to even consider it, I'm talking £30-£40k extra.