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Turdic was fucking shit, he slowed us down mane should go back where he came from pellend hibernated between October and april lambert was a lazy cunt who need to run more jay rod was a crock would was never up to it as for boufal he played like he was looking at himself in the mirror

Stood hun

We need a guy like this. Maybe a role for voice of the fans Saintrob?

It’s noting to do with a mental thing he is another one of those players who is good in the championship but not quite good enough for thr premier league, there have been dozens of them over the years he, sadly, is another.

How was the wall?

They will suck the ball into the net, the Chapel Kop will blow the wall will suck.

Diaz will be alright I reckon the rest are what got us into this mess in the first place

Anyone else just so grateful to be in this league?

From whom? His competition is Mcarthy and statistically a keeper who has been the worst in the division he’s played in two seasons in a row. As I said a few days ago all he needs to be is better than shit.

Not long to go now guys, soon as Bijlow fails his medical Ramsdale will be in

Imagine signing a player and letting him register and play for another club. Wankersen has a lot to answer for

Despite al the hype about the O'Reilly transfer i dont recall us making a bid since the paltry one of about £15m was rejected about 6 weeks ago about the same time as Atlanta getting knocked back, no real link since. Most of the talk and excitement about signing him seems to have been generated on here with a lot of people saying we have to sign him because other people are saying we had to sign him.

i always used to like the "we've got Brett Orm-e-roid" song, rhymed with hemorrhoid.

why is everything "breaking news" these days?

n/t

Hey guys, it's game week 2 in the English Premier Soccerball league. Lets go Southampton Saints!!

Saint Rob isn’t too happy about this, also gives us a a maths lesson. Guess it won’t happen now

It seems she posted on this thread to tell us she was buying a key ring from the saints shop. Way to go Sue 👍👍👍👍

Looks like Alcarez deal is close to being done and Bella Kotchap still in talks with other clubs so could soon see another £25-£30m in the coffers. Maybe closer to £40m if we can find a buyer for TP.

exactly. When we finished sixth under Koeman Mane, Pelle got 11 each and Long got 10.

Does he only have one leg then? A player who hasn't played for 18 months passed a medical with us.

Who do you think you are winding up Sue?

I quite like his attitude. Call me what you want I don’t give a fuck, you’ve never done what I’ve done. He’s right we all say how shit he was but he’s a million times better player than we all were and now he’s a millionaire. He seems like a bit of prick but good on him

Genuine question here for everyone. When was the last time a doctor asked you what your diet was like? They always ask if you smoke and how much do you drink but I can never remember anyone asking me or anyone else I know what a typical week looks like. Diabetes and obesity cost the NHS billions, it’s linked to all sorts of illnesses, cancer, dementia, some blindness and amputations, the list goes one and on. The conspiracy theorist in me says the people that make you fat are linked to the people who will sell you a tablet to make it go away when the answer is in stuff that doesn’t make anyone rich.