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As soon as he misses a chance or has a game where he is anything other than brilliant i'll be on his back.

I really enjoy us not quite signing these sort of players. It'll make signing someone from the championship team of the year all the sweeter.

Is he wearing two shirts?

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Gaston Ramirez Southamptons goal creating machine

NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH GAston Ramirez Southamptons goal creating machine

Gaston Ramirez baby Gaston Ramirez woohooo CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Ramirez, Ramirez Gaston Gaston Ramirez When hes the ball he takes the p*ss Gaston Gaston Ramirez CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

He plays on the left he plays on the right Gaston Ramirez makes Messi look sh*te

It's quite bloody obvious. Penarol have a 30% sell on clause.

da da da da Gastron Ramierz clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

Why would it block his path? These sort of comments are ridiculous. If he is better than the left backs we have he'll play, if he isn't he wont.

why would they look stupid? Whats wrong with getting excited about potentially signing one of the best young players in Europe?

no i dont.

I believe he called Alexander Buttner the Dutch Nigel Winterburn off the record.

His own website which says he's also talking to Liverpool whilst in England.

He'll be better in the premier league than in the championship. He'll have more time on the ball.

Now on SKy sports, Phillips has handed in a transfer request.

can we print little song sheets off to give to fans outside the ground as well?

20 premier league game between them FFS.

or how about GASSSSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN everytime he touches the ball Then all look at each other p*ssing ourselves like it's funniest thing we've ever been involved in.

This would fit well with our history of signing the Latvian Micheal Owen and the Swedish David Beckham. Who says Cortese has no respect for our history and tradition FFS?

i've thought of two one Gastron Ramirez, there's only one Gastron Ramirez clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, cjap, clap he cost £12m quid, he cost £12m quid Gastron Ramirez, he cost £12m quid clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

a wise guy doesnt use a wallet, no matter what it's made from.

I've heard we'll be wearing our new third kit.

Do you think we'll see?