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He is like the Ace Ventura of internet mong boards.

So we should spend thousands of pounds a season on additional staff to be token sellers and the tokens themselves all because you get a bit annoyed waiting for your change?

Would a theatre goer regularly spend £100+ travelling acrooss the length and breadth of the country for a show they can see on Telly? Would a theatre goer feel the elation of seeing a great performance that makes you buzz for days? Would a theatre goer be able to be in any pub in the county and be able to strike up a conversation about what shows they have been to see and have totally different opinions on the star performers yet still have a laugh while doing it? Would a theatre goer be mates with people who they have absolutely nothing in common with outside of the theatre yet are good mates because they both love their local theatre? Are theatre goers currently on the mayflower web trying to convince other theatre goers that they are just like football fans? If you can't see the difference then I suggest you stick to the theatre sunshine.

He wasn't picked for the squad so said he didn't want to be on the standby list as didn't want to be a bit part player. Can't blame here really when Gareth Barry gets picked ahead of him.

Can you remember the last time either played well for England? I can't, yet they still get picked.

And Carrick. They'll be commentators purring over ball retaining midfielders and bemoaning our lack of them, yet our best one at it can't get near the team.

Carroll has been good to be fair to him.

Barry has given the ball away cheaply twice in 3 minutes. No way should he be playing for England, no way.

Like you said, the internets a great thing.

What does Barry do? He doesn't tackle anywhere near as well as Parker, he doesn't retain the ball particularly well, he never breaks forward, he never scores (i know hes a defensive midfielder) he just, well there. It's a joke he's there and Carrick is at home who is a far better player. Same with Milner, playing wide right, rarely beats a man, not great at crossing or passing, another one who's just there without really offering much. Jones suffers from the media frenzy that any breaking through talented, young English player is automatically going to become world class. Even if their ability is far less than their hype.

Heres another one. Gareth Barry, just don't understand what the fuss is about.

Nah, was only one footed. He'd have got booked without doubt but not sent off.

Of course, yes. I don't know what I'm talking about and just did a google search. I'm also a fan of New Zeland Malborough whites. Tend to drink reds in the winter and whites in the summer. Usually I agree on Chilean but had a dodgy one last night Valle Central Shiraz carbent Sauvignon. Or at least that's what google told me.

We could really do with a fan on the board to act as club spokesman and update us on those all important things going on at this time of the year, such as how the barcode scanner install is going, how the memorabilia sale went today, where the players have gone on holiday and how many gnomes we've sold so far this summer.

Whatever you say. I'm currently drinking a very nice Alberino (that's Spanish white). We regularly order cases of wine from a vineyard in Italy called Fattoria la Vialla, we've ordered the Sangiovese (that's italian red) and the nuberosa regularly. Just saying like, because obviously I'd have no idea what a chateaux Lafleur was, if you weren't around to tell me.

Is it just me that just doesn't get it with James Milner?

Plans have been put submittteed for Saints to xpand their stadium!!! http://www.northampton-news-hp.co.uk/News/Northampton-News/Saints-plan-2000-more-seats-23052012.htm?

Why do they think West Ham and Reading have a budget of £10m more than us?

:lol: With a double scoop of !!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for clarifying.

That'll definitely scare them off and put an end to any interest in Shaw!!

Apologies, those additional 12 games in league two make all the difference, he well deserves his England call up now. I also agree on on you with the "Kelvin for England" brigade. If anyone really thinks that they are mental.

That is a huge ask with Ben Haim still around. Our turnover was around £10m in league on I believe, they will get smaller crowds so will undoubtedly be lower. As he's rumoured to be on anything between £35-£50k if they can't get shot of him his wages are 20% or turnover alone.

We are doing it the Southampton way, how many time FFS? They have all got it wrong, we have got it right.

This has to be our priority this summer. It's a disgrace how long it takes to get food and drink inside St Mary's. We're paying premier league prices now so want premier league service and premier league refreshments.