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:lol::lol: Stop it! Just stop it!! or at very least put warnings on if you're going to continue to crack these gags!!

LOL!!!! You're turning into a bit of a stalker aren't you fella.

I would say no, as i've run on sand in the desert when i was on holiday and it does slow you down.

Except he aint on anything between £36-£50k a week!

Too late Mindy. I'm just picking up the rib cracking humour of others and trying to fit in around here. Love Dorkish. xx

I once heard someone say that Radi Jaidi was so slow because he still thought he was running in the sand in the desert. Is that racist?

When have you seen him play Adrian?

FFS are people seriously checking when flights are arriving?! Stop stalking the lad FFS!

“Long term, I think you could only look to strive for that,” Doesnt say it's definitely going to happen. Look at the clubs in the Premier League who are all fighting for European spots. I can’t see why Southampton can’t get right up there. “I’m not saying it will be next season, but definitely in the next few years.” -0 Which is exactly what the Dell sized mentality posters have been saying. Deal with it.

Thanks dumbass, but i've already read it. Where are the bits about abosultely definitely making the champions league and it can happen because they said man would never climb everest? Where are the bits about expanding SMS because Chelsea only got 12k in 1982 and we sold out against Bolton in 2005? Come on think before you post dumbass, think before you post.

Sadly i'll be back in those conditions in about 5 hours.

FAF!!!! I nearly gave myself another ulcer at your comedy. *Posted from my dark and dingy bedsit*

I for one have been practising 'Build my Gallows' and 'The sash my father wore' nonestop since it was announced.

Afraid not dumbass. Read it again. he says we can push for the Europa league in a few years time. Which is exactly what the Dell sized mentality posters such as myself have been saying all along. No where does he mention Chelseas attendances in 1984, Reading expanding or how many season ticket holders Sunderland had in 1995 as concrete evidence to expand St Marys. neither does he say we are on an unstoppable march to the champions league and it's going to happen because they once said man would never climb everest. Which is word for word what some on here have said, the self titled intellegent posters nonetheless. Come on dumbass, wrong again, you need to raise your game sushine.

Do you and mrs mindy put their CD's on when you have dinner parties?

Right sunshine. I'm currently sitting in the hotel internet area in Kos waiting to be picked up after a week in Kefalos. Kefalos is great, ideal for couple, great food and booze and it's cheap, can eat out with a couple of beers/bottle of wine for about 12 euros eachs. Food is top notch and a good few decent bars around as well. However it's not a lads holiday place. For this got to Kos Town or Kardamina (SP). Did a day trip to Kos Town and its decent enough, bit of history as well and a nice looking town and some good waterfront bars. Kardamina, we went through but didn't stop, it looked more of what you'd expect for a lads holiday type place lots of high rise apartments, bars and clubs etc. Kos itself is a great island, loved it here, temperatures around 28c everyday, easy to get around and cheap.

You are obviously easily pleased Mindy.

I've said above he was good before christmas, but he has also struggled at times and to be blunt at times looked a bit lost, particularly away from home when we have less of the ball and less space to play in. I'm not a Guly hater and do think he has a role to play in the squad. I'm yet to see anyone come up with any compelling evidence or reasoning as too how he is going to be so much better against better players, other than the ridiculous idea that the higher up you go in football the more time on the ball world class defenders allow you.

You say it like its a bad thing.

Dont disagree with any of that. He was great before Christmas, not so good after and he will have a role to play next season. However, anyone who thinks he's going to become a world class player over night because Premier League defences are going to stand off him and let him play is an idiot who knows nothing about football.

Not at all. I just find it amusing everytime there is a postive article about us its hailed a piece of journalistic brilliance or the guy saying it is a top guy and clear evidence we are going to be in the champions league with 5 years. Everytime there is a negative article all journalists are lying scum with an anti Saints agenda or the bloke saying it is a tosser. Apart from the few of us with Dell Sized mentalities no one seems to be able to take most of what is written with a pinch of salt, such as in the case of Holmes, nice guys in saying nice things about former employer shocker. Most of you have missed the point in what he was saying anyway.

If we want him and Man United want him, there is only one place he is going to end up. Deal with it.

Course i can see. It's amusing though, no? In the same way that any postive media article is a great piece of journalism and any remotely negative articles are lies made up by lazy journalist scumbags with an anti Saints agenda.