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Whilst us good looking well dressed chaps take all the plaudits. Everyone is laughing at the bloated, pub oriented, scruffy, complacent goons standing in the corner watching life pass them by. The jokes on you.

* spots gap in the market for football casual foam hand *

So come on chaps, now we are in the premier league and going to be on the telly more, we need to dress like a premier league club. What are your fashion tips for the new season? What items are on your shopping list clobberwise? I'm certainly going to be purchasing a new winter jacket, currently eyeing some Belstaff and CP Company ones. Trainers wise i'm looking at some Adidas muchens and will no doubt pick up a pair of gazelles which are the staple trainer for the Turkish wardrobe for many years. Late summer/early autumn, i'll stick with my tried and tested, class and timeless Ma Strum or Ralph lauren polos and t-shirts with chino shorts or jeans depending on the weather and either addidas or Superga footwear. Winter it'll be my new coat with some fitted knitwear, jeans and either the above mentioned trainers or some clarks originals. What's on your shopping list for the up coming season? Any thoughts on premier league style to match what is going on on and off the pitch at our club?

Big mistake whoever pulled out of the Matt Elliott deal then, he was class for Leicester.

Matt Piper, completely disappeared after being very highly rated.

Did exactly the same thing happen with him as it did with Elliott Ward then?

That is never going to happen. He is out of contact next summer so Burnley would either want to cash in now or him to commit long term.

You might think it's a strange thing to do and i actually agree with you that i dont understand why any player would join a club knowing it might be years before they break into the first team when they could play first team football at a smaller club, but that is the way of modern football sadly. Most players just want to play for the biggest clubs. As in the case of the goalkeepers mentioned above, it rarely seems to have a positive effect on their careers and it's only really Joe Hart, who has a case to be called the best keeper in the world, who seem to make it at the really big clubs.

Typical reaction id expect to being wrong. I didnt say it was the right move for Foster, Carson and co or joining Saints would be a mistake, in fact even with my saints bias i would say Saints are a very attractive proposition for a player. However you stated it would be a Strange move for a promising Keeper to Move to a big club and bench warm (although there is a good chance Butland would be loaned out if he did) Given the fact that that is what virtually every promising young keeper in England has done for the past 10 years then actually it wouldn't be Strange at all would it.

Not really. Ben Foster did it at Man U, Scott Carson and Chris Kirkland did it at Liverpool, Joe Hart did it for years at Man City. Richard Wright did it at Arsenal. In fact it seems all promising young keepers decide to do just thst so actually it would be a much stranger thing to do to join a club like Southampton when he has the choice of Man United, City or Arsenal.

Walter has already told you he does not take advice from Internet mong boards. Walter thinks people should worry less on what he is doing and more on their bizarre fixation with Internet mong board characters. Walter finds this odd.

I have been there and it's excellent. Although never for all you can eat as that is for gutty, tight fisted c*nts who usually eat with their mouths full and whilst speaking.

I thought this was going to be a report on your sexual activity with mrs Bridgey Saturday night. I am disapointed. FFS.

Walter does not take advice from Internet mong boards. Walter will decide for himself who he is today. Walter is busy with his home work in his dark and dingy bedsit. Walter is interested to see he has yet another stalker on this forum who can't help mentioning him and commenting on his every post. Walter is concearned by this and things the stalker might be obsessed. Walter does not like obsessions.

Have you ever had a joint Andy?

It's okay, sour mash is doing that. Regards Walter.

We've all got ulcers.

Did you know the term cretin comes because back in the old times it was said that all people from Crete were liars. Hence the term, cretin. Something I learnt on my trip to Kos last week.

Exactly. I've met a lot of drug takers in my time, of everything just from a casual bit of puff and Charlie right through to a full blown skaghead. Not one of them was forced into it.

No, he was just a big bloke not built for pace, which would have made running on sand even more difficult.

Do dealers get kids into drugs or do kids get themselves into drugs?

By telling his agent there was no point them bidding as he'd made his mind up to join Southampton?

Im not north African and i find it difficult to run in sand. I dont think sand running is a problem just for black north Africans.

That joke gets funnier everytime you tell it.