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What? It's just lots of pictures of diggers not doing anything.

LMFAO!!! That Walter Mittty joke is a classic!! It gets funnier everytime you crack it!! I just read that on the way to my dark and dingy bedsit and laughed so much I've nearly given Myself an ulcer!!

Loyalty to Villa and close relationship with the chairman. Cortese and Adkins dont get on. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jun/10/roberto-martinez-aston-villa-wigan

He doesn't sound like someone who is going to let them go to pot. http://www.birminghampost.net/birmingham-business/richlist/profiles2011/2011/01/23/5-5-randy-lerner-950million-900m-65233-28032443/

Backtracking quicker than an Italian Tank.

the difference being that most of us would probably take 16th next season if offered it. For Villa it was a disaster and their manager got sacked. What does that tell you about their squad?

For those that give a f*ck it was 37,354.

what we should do is speculate now on what both teams squads will be in September, as theirs is apparantly going to get weaker and ours is going to get stronger. Then we decide who is better.

How many would get in our squad? The rest of your post is as usual, specualation.

Lets hope he doesn't compare their average of 40,000 in 2008 when they finished 6th with ours in 2003 of 30,600 as based on that he'll clear off.

You said they had a poor squad. How many of this poor squad would get in our team?

No it doesn't Why would a manager give a f*ck what one clubs crowds were 7 years ago against another ones today when deciding if he was going to join them?

This. My mate at work did just that when he bought his house in Highfield and the agent soon no longer required that meeting.

WTF has that got to do with anything?

answer the question. How many will get into our squad?

Compared to under O'Neill. Still got about 8 players i'd happily take off their hands.

Crowds bigger than we can possibly achieve at the moment due to our unambitious chairman not having the ground expanded in time for the Premier League. So there is one.

According to MLG they've got a poor squad.

How many would get in our squad? Massively underperformed due to a crap manager. Even your autistic responses cannot deny that.

How do you know he wouldn't?

I'd say Hutton is better than Richardson and Jenas would get in there as well. EIther way, apparantly they've got a poor squad.

The obvious difference being Leeds are in the championship, Villa are not.

Do you think the following would get in Saints squad? Shay Given Alan Hutton Stephen Warnock James Collins Stephen Ireland Jermaine Jenas Charles N'Zogbia Marc Alrighton Fabian Delph Stiliyan Petrov Darren Bent Gabby Abonglahor Nathan Delfonso

Well that was tricky........

BUT BUT BUT they only averaged 33k in a 42k stadium. Everyone knows the first thing a new manager looks at when deciding to join is their attendances v capacity.