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Please explain.

I think even Cortese would find your naivety and blind hero worship of him cringworthy.

Typical me!

Really? Would you desribe Jame Milner as world class? Yet he was offered £80k a week or whatever and a £20m transfer fee. What about Stuart Downing? What about Gareth Barry? Andy Carroll!!!! Hardly "world class" players but getting huge salaries at big clubs. Competent but not great English players snapped up by bigger clubs from clubs bigger than Saints. Why are Saints going to be able to keep them and why are the players going to want to stay when Man City, liverpool or Arsenal come calling?

Why do you think that all of a sudden young players are going to turn down deals of £20k a week extra to play for an Arsenal or Man United and stay at Saints on less money, playing in front of smaller crowds with less chance of winning anything?

I think you'll find "football tatoos" and "ladylike" are not things that go hand in glove.

The problem of course being the best club in the world dont have bigger clubs sniffing round their players and offering them considerably more money than they are able to pay and their agents trying to engineer moves to bigger clubs. Its a nice dream but if it was that easy and every club should be able to do it, why aren't they? Only two teams in Europe have produced a significant amount of top players AND held onto them in the last 20 years. Man United and Barcelona. If anyone thinks Saints will be able to do the same then they've done one too many E's.

I liked how in the picture they've done a mock up of us playing Barcelona to really emphasis the point.

I agree. Lets ger this game won before kick off by creating a really harsh intimidating atmosphere for Reading. Everyone wear their shirts and lets greet them with a sea of giant foam hands and jester hats. As the names of their team is read out before kick off lets accompany them with loud boos and thumbs down with our giant foam hands. Lets create an atmosphere like they have Wrestlemania where the bad guy really knows who they are and feels the wrath of of audience.

So it was true! i thought i wasnt going mad. No charges were ever made though were they?

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Indeed. We only just sold out for the biggest game we've had in 7 years. Yet MLG think 45,000 people will pay £40 to see Wigan on a tuesday night in February.

Indeed, all those thousands you told us will be coming across from Wales and Cornwall every week for a start.

One Those 3 or Victor Moses, Jarvis or Peter Whittigham. O'hara for the middle. FACT.

He should be able to stand and politely applaud Like 75% of our fans do at games.

To be fair most people from Basingstoke are helmets who think they are Londoners so I wouldn't trust anything they say.

They've also has deals on groupon this season. We don't Seem to be very good at encouraging your twice a seasoners to come along. although go be fair what with it being such a great time to be a Saints fan you'd think people wouldnt need adverts in papers to get their arse off the sofa.

Give it a rest FFS. That joke isn't funny anymore.

I agree with all of what you say, except it's nothing like Brad Pitt going through her, with Reading it's more like prefering Barry from Eastenders.

Shh Super Mikey, we've already establish you know FA about football. Stick to talking about question time on the lounge.

So they disagee with it because you say they will? Brilliant. Case closed then.

are you pampering lifes complexities again FFS?

Opps, it looks like he's started something he couldn't finish.

Well that's a lot of ****** because 6 out 8 Reading and Liverpool fans surveyed this morning in my office said it was a local derby. Not their big derby by any means but they still consider it a local derby. Oh and that we also the biggest club in the South outside London.

* awaits first Forecast "joke" *