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To the tune of Yellow Submarine From a place quite at away, came a man with a square shaped head And he played in our defence, and his name is Hooliveld jos Hooliveld has got a f*cking square shaped head, a f*cking square shaped head! A f*cking square shaped head, Jos Hooliveld has got a f*cking square shaped head, a f*cking square shaped head, a f*cking square shaped head.

Remember the Saintettes? There was always one little tubby girl who couldn't quite keep up with the rest.

I dont feel you're fully embracing multicutrualism on the terraces somehow mate.

"You'll never make the station"

That's catchy.

nah, thats This Charming Man.

That's what they call passion lad. Especially the one on 40 seconds with the sheepskin collar on his coat.

That was me, trying to get the "I love you" song started. FFS.

Still there.

one of my giant foam hands got stuck to my arse when i was wiping it and Griffo had to pull it off.

I disagree. Fans reflect the area so it important that Southampton is not percieved to be a city full of bulbs otherwise the nation will think of us as being full of fat, scruffy middle aged men or gimpy studenty types. We need to make sure that we have as few embarassing messes in our fan base as possible and if this upsets a few people so be it. It's for the good of the club and the city in the long run.

IS taht you in the middle at the front? It's certainly your jacket. No wonder you're covering your face.

how does it go? I want to practice from Friday night.

Yes, that is shocking. Leicester started doing it up there earlier this season. Why? It's sh*t.

I first heard that at Peterborough away last season and honestly couldn't believe my ears. It came from a small group of bulbs who spent most of the game singing sh*t songs at the steward and congratulating each other on how funny they are.

I thought you said you didn't do it?

Only one mate.

You still wanting a lift?

Any idea who it was last time? I think it's be really cool and bring this forum together.

The golf courses owners of Saudi must be crying into their Coffee beans at the lost revenue whilst you are away.

This is another benefit of having a seating plan mate. We would know instantly who these people are and if they are real fans. Get to work.

There is no excuse for being drunk inside a football stadium and running on the pitch Jamie. Think about the points deduction FFS.

So, about this seating plan. Are you taking ownership of this? You're good at this sort of thing.

This will certainly help me get over the nerve induced muteness I suffered from for 90 minutes on Saturday along with several others on here.

Possibly if one of them is against Reading. Two more to go up but I REALLY want the title. 3 wins, one against Reading will do to. Fingers crossed from Brighton tomorrow as well.