I am 42 and live with parents. I am 24 stone and single. I don't go to games due to having no money as I has to pay for a concert tickets twice this year and it's difficult for me to get to matches due to the road works on Hill Lane. I am a huge Saints fan ands how my loyalty by being a member of as many Saints Internet forums as possible and posting on match day threads. I own the home and away kit and wear them all the time with my tracksuit bottoms and Reebok classics. I love all things Saints and love Cortese. My passion for the club and the Internet together with my grotesque appearance and poor personal hygiene have led me to live a single life but I'm happy. I show my passion for the club from behind my computer and the match day threads are the
highlight of the week for me. I can always be found on my computer, pizza on the table, beer in hand, fingers twitching desperate to be the first one to post things like "goal kick" and "corner to Saints"