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bet you're glad you wore your brown trousers aint you Dominic.

Shut up you Toby. Stop trying to mug me off in front of my pals.

And this is a problem because???

Your contribution to this forum is a little odd though isn't it. Following me round on my posts and commenting on how you dont like them. It's almost stalkerish, dont you think?

Bollo*ks, i've heard he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

Oh no, i've been called a troll. I dont know how i'll ever recover from such an attack.

Your contribution is as outstanding as ever i see.

Absolute rubbish, only white people can be racist.

I've been impressed with some of the talent at recent games to be honest. I've see a lovely Sri lankan looking bird at football a couple of times, goes out with a right little dweeb. Cant keep my eyes off her, especially after having several pints first.

one thing is for sure, it's gonna be pwoper nawty.

Yes i do Suzy. He said they were leering. This could mean that rather than looking at her maliciously, they actually fancied the pants off her, could they not?? Wither way it's not quite the same as raping someone is it.

You forgot the bit about sexual desire. To look with a sidelong glance, indicative especially of sexual desire or sly and malicious intent. n. A desirous, sly, or knowing look They could be wanting to sh*g your bird not looking racistly, could they not? If that is the case then they wouldn't be racist surely?

Why dont you start a wristband protest Mickey? Here you go... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/STAND-UP-SPEAK-UP-BLACK-WHITE-ANTI-RACISM-WRISTBANDS-NEW-/200710184874?pt=UK_Sporting_Goods_Sports_Clothing_LE&hash=item2ebb425faa

If the fans were racist would they be leering at your Sri Lankan girlfriend? You sound a bit paranoid son.

They are both tools Bexy, look at the way Evra carried on at the end FFS. THe problem is if you say Evra was acting like a c*ck as well people will accuse you of being racist.

and we should all wear t-shirts to support the clubs stance.

'uckin' hell, i've heard it all now. So SMS is now like Nazi Germany.

"Hello, i think i might have heard a fan say on saturday that they should give a player a banana when he was injured. I dont think anyone else heard it, at least no one said anything at the time, either to the bloke or to the police and i have no proof whatsoever. However, since getting behind my PC and polling opinon on the internet i've now decided i am deeply offended by this and would like you to take action, his seat number is as follows..........."

This job has got Steve Bruces name written all over it.

why would he grass on you if he caught you ****ging his missus? You'd get ironed out in that scenario, although it would never happen as you sound like too much of a lemon to **** anyone let alone someone elses missus.

I dont know where all these racists are, i've sat in all 4 parts of the ground and been going regularly since 1985, i cant remember the last time i heard a racist comment at a Saints game.

Did that but didn't say a word to him or any of the stewards at the time and neither did anyone else.

It always amuses me how people are offended by it from behind their computer screen but not a single person was offended enough to say anything at the time or report him then.

He gets a slating because Some of our fans are too dense to realise that being a good football doesn't mean you have to run around at 1000 miles per hour charging into tackles, clenching of fists and snarling. For example the hero worship SDR gets from some sections of our fan base simply because he's quick and runs around a lot but in reality he is yet to put in a decent 90 minutes in his time here. The type of player Guly is mean that he's not going to be brilliant every week so when he isn't having a good day fans get on his back because he's apparently lazy and sh*t. I know how some of you love stats so the stats prove that he is 7th top scorer and has 6 assists. He's scored more that Maynard, Sordell and Rodriguez, players many of you were creaming yourself at the prospect of signing. In any case I'm amazed he comes in for an criticism whatsoever on here, with those stats he must be amazing on football manager.