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Oh do you play football? I've never have known its not like you mention it on every post! I reckon a psychiatric would have a field day with all your look at me posts. In anycase surely you'd be wearing dungarees as a symbol of your status in the relationship? She can't see this :-)

I quite agree, as an example of what I have to put up with I was sent a text whilst I was at the Blackpool away game from a fam of antoher club I know of a picture of a group of our fans in gimp suits with another dressed as a woman and the comment "I'm not sure which is funnier your embarassing fans or seeing you get dicked"

I'll be hoping for a domestic treble along with the largest Ulcer and darkest dingiest Bedsit trophies.

You'll also miss out on the Owen & Skacel jokes.

Preferred her to all of them. She is a proper woman.

Suzannah Reid on BBC breakfast is doing the trick thanks!

I'm moody in the mornings. Like a spoilt, stroppy teenager.

Have you got WIFI in your damp and dingy bedsit? LOL, PMSL, FAF etc.

He is FFS http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4279680.Smith_s__world_class__abilities_could_save_the_Saints/

Predictive text on an IPad FFS!!!!

Don't worry about my spelling, you'll give yourself an ulcer. LOL, PMSL, FAF etc.

You tube, always the best place to assess a new player.

Oh yeah, he was the fan wasn't he.

I'm sure you have plenty of time to practice your spelling and grammar in your damp and dingy bedsit. LOL, PMSL, FAF etc.

The new Javi De Pedeo?

Calm down, you'll get an ulcer like me. lOL, ROFL, FAF.

"damp dingy bedsit" another greenriege classic, keep 'em coming.

Just show you know The ulcer " joke" wasn't funny the first time and still isn't after cracking it on your 20th consecutive post.

Along with the bar code scanners this will send out a message to the rest of the premier league we mean business. I'm all for it.

lmfao!!!!!

Not at all. He's slagging off my brands of choice, Im interested to know his.

Tell us what clothes you wear Timothy, I'm curious.

It's a good brand Timothy. Well made,a good fit and don't see any bulbs in it. Therefore I doubt you own any of it.

They were two examples. There are several more, Manji has mentioned several more on the approved list.