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I was there, it was me and I think you missed heard me. I was actually saying "pass it to manly" I am gay to you see and partial to well built, athletic men like a lot of my type are. I hope you are not being homophobic Dannysfc, there is no place for it in the modern game an out of order IMO

"Arrogant, condesending c*nt" Is a strange name for a shop.

Not the sort of people that would appear in the audience of question time then?

You have more in common with super mikey than you think.

He tried it on with loads of birds on here. He took Georgie (who is quite attractive and out of his league BTW) out to a a Harvester and Bowling, you cant buy class FFS.

and when he was nailing her and they stopped whilst he was inside her and just cuddled.

You are rapidly becoming one of the funniest posters on here mate! It's good to see some of our forum superstars are willing to accept Niges judgement on it though, always refreshing.

Surely not. This TSW, domain of the reasoned football forum debater.

The best quote from that was when he said he'd "already had 4 tight trouser moments today from thinking of her"

I did answer. Prison is the punishment for the crime. Losing your liberty, being away from your friends and family etc etc. Whilst in prison, whilst it's still punishment by just being there it's also about rehabilition. Giving prisioners incentives to work, such as a small wage and a TV for them to watch is a reward for behaving whilst inside. Misbehave or refuse to work and they lose it. I know the media will have everyone believe that prisons are full of people sitting around smoking weed, sipping on smuggled in beer whilst playing Xbox on a widescreen TV they selected from the Argos catalogue when they walked in but the reality is very different to that. So what do you think is the answer? Think of this as a Prison Officer or Governer by the way, not someone who had read to many articles in the newspapers and naively believes everything they are told.

They are also holding prisons for people awaiting catagorisation so also hold people in for white collar crimes as well. The only prisoners in Cat B prisions who recieve priviledges like TV's have to work in the prison kitchens, workshops or as wing cleaners and pay 50p a week out of their wage of around £7 that they get for doing these jobs. They also recieve the "priviledge" of around 45 minutes a day of "social and domestic" where they can use the wing phones to ring families, take a shower and clean their cells. Prisoners who do not work do not get TV's and get S&D once every two or three days if they are lucky. It's called the carrot or the stick philosophy. But i am sure that in your experience and knowledge you would have know this already.

About as good as the "they shouldn't even have TV's" from you then.

The usual clap trap written by some middle class c*nt who never spent a day in a cell. With the usual knee jerk reaction from others who have never spent a day in a cell.

Don't remember that one mate, how did it go?

WHen you dont get on with Matt and think lawrie's a ****, that cortese When you wont give tickets to ex-players, or let them have freebie all-dayers, thats cortese Tills will ring kerching kerching and well sing "he comes from Italia" When you've upset Jeff Snelling and corporate seats aren't selling, that's Cortese

Cortese whoo whoo Cortese whoo whoo He comes from Italy He won't give tickets for free

More layers - what Anders Svenson would have wished he'd worn I'd he went out inadequately clothed on a bitterly cold winters day

Missing leg- what Anders Svenson would end up with if he didn't get a wound on his knee treated and it became gangerous

Multiple losers - what Anders Svenson would have if he consistently backed the wrong horse whilst at a day at the horse racing

My Lemonchello- what Anders Svenson would say when asked who's yellow Italian liquer drink that is whilst on a weekend break in Rome.

Matted locks - what Anders svenson would have if he grew his hair to below shoulder length and got sweaty whilst wearing a helmet on a 50 mile bike ride

Miserable lawyer - what Anders Svenson would have if he lost a legal battle against a woman accused of stalking him

Listen Matt- what Anders Svenson would say when trying to get Matthew Oakleys attention in a noisy dressing room in their pplaying days together

Loving mother - clearly what Anders Svenson had, for him to be such a nice chap and become a pro footballer

Lairy Muthaf*cker - what Anders Svenson might have called someone if they had reacted angrily to him cutting them up on a roundabout