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SOmeone ITK and i have no reason to doubt them, on the UI board, posted that we had a deal of £1.4m agreed for CMS, then when Wenger spoke out about AOC Peterborough double the asking price, hence NC's pop at people talking to the media about us getting £10m.

Dont put yourself down, you are a master of contradiction, many people would long to be like you. I admire you for it. Anyway, enough of this cyber c*ck sucking, what do you think of trannies?

Possibly, i am rapidly learning from you how to post arrogant, sneering and completely unself aware posts, that is for sure.

I dont know anymore, since i've been posting on here anyway. You lovely open minded people tell me.

Too lightweight.

What do you lot make of this? Just watching a programme on Sky about a bird who came home and found she had a girlfriend and not a boyfriend. Stuck by him though. My incumbent said i'd be gone if she came home with me dressed like that. What about you lot, what do you make of cross dressers? What would you do Bridge Too Far, our resident female forum superstar, if you came home and your fella was dressed in your underwear, dresses and makeuP? I am sure most of you will say "live and let live" but is it normal?

Yep, and Lambert is better than Torres.

Would N'Gessen have played if Lallana was fully fit?

This forum us a joke. People demanded "cover" players for when we had injuries, now we've got them they are moaning they aren't good enough after one playing well in one match and badly in the other and the second playing for the grand total of 20 minuted over 2 games. I go back to my point in January, what sort of player were you f*cking expecting to join a league one club as a squad/cover player?

This. Spot on bessie.

Thats not very liberal of you, they are entitled to be in the FA Cup as much as anyone else.

I loved this bit "I was dismayed when Adkins started bellowing at his players - how does that help Nigel when they are having a really bad day and all you've ever taught 'em is to play with smiles on their faces" That's right, no manager should give the players a rolicking of they aren't doing their jobs properly, Alex Fergusson never has in his career has he.

You cant deny he was a very good and intellegent footballer, prehaps i should rephrase it and say he was class at CCC level. I didn't slate FF, i rated him as well.

eh? He was class. Probably the best footballer we had at the time.

really? These days it would be considered sexist and homophobic as society has "progressed", you're going to help me on the rape, murder, genocide, slavery etc though. Though shall not murder? Thou shall not commit adultery? and aren't some of the early book about Moses releasing the Israelites from Egyptian slavery? Hardly saying they are all okay.

exellent. He has not only just cemented his place in the side, but as our most arrogant poster, he can also be captain.

please provide evidence of this,

someone posted on the UI board during the week that the club were at advanced stages to buy the industrial units around SMS and turn it into a mini gunwharf quay.

Squad so far.... Here is our multicutural squad so far then and the groups they represent, please feel free to shout and complain you are being discrimanted if you feel you are being played out of position, i am sure some of you will... Al De Man - chinese Dune - (Far right/EDL) Liquidshock - (OCD & depression suffers) Super Mikey - (nausiating teenagers) Joensuu - (liberal left/UAF) Northam Steve - (pedantics) Verbal - (least self awaregroup) Deppo - (failed comedians) Bridge too Far - (holier than thou) Sue Whistle - (homosexuals) Robsk - (Gingers) We need blacks and asians in the squad so you need to come forward for selection but this means some of you will be on the bench when we can include these. Hope you are not offended.

realistically if we are to go up automatically we need to win 12 or 13 of our remaining 18 games and avoid defeat in the games against our promtion rivals. I cant help but feel taking points at Brighton, Charlton, Bournemouth away is going to be difficult, not impossible, but difficult.

What with you being a woman as well, i think you have every chance of making the squad.

I am sure some of them would defend this right, being liberal minded people, that have created this society. BTW, any chance of putting your posts in bullet point format next time?

Thanks. ALthough that's nothing to do with it, people are slagging the lad off making all sorts of ridculous claims that a player found a home debut in L1 against Carlise was too big an occasion for him and that he is a crap player based on ONE performance, i was just pointing out the fact that at Exeter he was our best player, which was probably the reason he was selected.

Can we also include pendantic bellends in our multicutural XI?

my heart says 2nd, my head says play offs. We'll get to the final, we will beat most teams in this league over 2 games, it's then down to the day of the final, i hope our JPT final will hold us in good stead for that. I've had a feeling for a long time we will meet Bournemouth in the play off final, a mass media frenzy dubbing it David v Goliath as small club take on their illistrious much bigger neighbours, the whole country and media want a Bournemouth win, but we put them in their place and run out easy 3-0 winners, hopefully......