Turkish

:lol:

Yes i remember that, an all time great quote. He went a bit quiet after that. :lol:

I believe Keith legg fancied the job as well.

True. It's the next stage for augmented reality. Where is says 225 calories, once you get inside St Marys this appears as "Cortese is god, £1 parking charges are a masterstroke"

"She said no Marlon, she said no" and "touch of a rapist" were possibly the funniest and most witty songs from the northam in a few years, well done, i didn't think they had it in them.

If we had a fan on the board none of this would happen FFS.

the game today is very good, open with both teams going for it. It may not be Barcelona style but its exciting, commited and a brillaint atmosphere.

This is one game i would love to go to. The atmosphere always looks amazing. Along with Barcelona v Real Madrid and Roma v Lazio three games i want to see.

I like him, he is a proper character and not afraid to speak him mind rather than the sanitised, boring stuff most come out with. He is actually quite right with a lot of what he says and quite funny with it. I am sure i am in the minority on here though.

at about 1:40 are they singing Cortese, he comes from Italy, he f*cking hates Pompey???

Not at all, i dont care. In fact i find it quite amusing and a little bit sad that some of you take yourselves and the internet so seriously. If i cared do you not think i would have changed my internet persona to fit in around here by now??

Why would i do that? I've been called all sorts of names on here in the past and even today because i dont play the happy, clappy gimpy fan that you need to be to fit in around here. So why would i share interesting information on a forum which doesn't like me??

Turdish? That is ******* brilliant!!! Did you make it up yourself? Thank god i am wearing a tight fitting t-shirt or else i feel my ribs might crack. You're going to have to put warnings on if you are going to post such hilarity otherwise people will think we are all MENTAL. As for the rest of your post....i heart irony.....

I would suggest some of you learn how to be able to go a few hours without eating or having to have a picnic whenever you go to football FFS.

V reliable. They have told me about several players signing or deals falling through days before they did, why Pardew was sacked and some other juicey snippets.

That's none of your business me ol' fruit. But I can assure you I am not less than a boy.

Yes, it is. Self awareness is a great thing, well done.

I've never got the whole Cheryl Cole thing. Always though she looked a bit like a monkey, a little bit irritating and cries too much.

says the man that wears football shirts down the pub......

Oh god i remember that. The Bill from about 2000. Great England shirts, Karl "Jacko" Howman leading the firm called The Britannia. God awful TV, more of a comedy than a drama.

Top post fella. Round of applause to that man.

I dont sing OWTSGMI Incase it offends non Catholics.

It's an inspiral carpets song which Man U sing to Man City. It didn't really get going at Bournemouth sadly, despite a few attempts to kick it off.

That picture still cracks me up. They really do look upset dont they. 'ckin' hell, talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.