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Gorkss, we f*cked about for two weeks or whatever. He was here, ready to sign - it didn't happen Jemmel was here, ready to do the deal - it didn't happen Fountaine was here had a medical ready to sign - it didn't happen. SHarp - oh look another one - it didn't happen Rodriguez - you seriously telling me that we chased a player for months, even up to the last day of the window, making bid etc and he didn't want to join us anyway?? What a waste of time and effort that was!!! Surely we'd have found this out earlier rather than wasting three months chasing him? Who is to blame for that immense f*ck up then?!!! Dont worry though, we're left with our at best, 4th choice centre back who cant get anywhere near a team who would struggle to make top half of the championship and failed to strengthen the two area Nige clearly has been trying to all summer. F*cking greedy players, f*cking greedy agents, f*cking greedy clubs. Despite what everyone else says, its not us it's them. Keep your heads in the sand everyone. We are brilliant at negotiating deals and here is the proof. We wont be held to ransom, not us. We are Southampton, w'll sign who we want. In Cortese we trust.

Lets face it. We've f*cked up 3 deals at the last minute for centre backs when it appears they are all ready to sign and are left with this Dutch mug who doesn't seem any better than what we have. We've failed with a succession of bids and deals for strikers so failed to strengthen in the areas nige has been trying to all summer. There are clearly some goons negotiating our deals, it's becoming embarrassing.

So are you saying it's yet another one we've f*cked up at the last minute? Surely we'd have sounded out the kids agent regarding wages before getting to that stage. If what you say is true then these 'last minute hitches' which are ruining our deals clearly aren't just greedy agents everytime FFS.

Not one positive comment on their forum. Sounds like another deadline day panic buy like Jonno Quick. Dont worry though we can't wit until January to do it all again and then be told we'll do our business In the summer as prices are inflated in january.

WHy the f*ck are we arsing about trying to sign players that dont want to join us anyway then?

I will only be happy if you mean Adam Johnson from man City FFS.

I wonder if who ever is replacing Jonno, Nige asked if he was Jonno quick when scouting him.

Because i love you i wanted to put this back to the top, if only temporarily.

Jonno Quick continues his incredible scoring record of averaging a goal for every start he has made. This guy is an SFC legend.

I'd throughly recomend going through a few older women while you are in your late teens early 20's. I did, went through quite a few mid thirties and early fourties women when i was that age, a wealth of experience, enthusiastic and desperate for some young cock after having boring, overweight husbands neglecting them during the day and trying to stick their rod in them of a night when p*ssed. Plus a few of them had a bit of cash as well so quite happy to spend it on you buying you drinks all night in return for a good seeing to at the end of the night. Obviously not the nasty, rough type, but the classy ones who make an effort and look after themselves, easy pickings if you've got anything about you. Although it's probably best to avoid the line a mate of mine used once when a song from about 15 years ago came on in a club we were in "i bet this song was really popular when you were young wasn't it love"

THis. It was men against Boys FFS. After the ticket price increase, parking charges and now this shambolic performance i am going to write a strongly worded email to Nicola. This club is a disgrace.

this is quality!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-14689055 :lol:

So did David Badiel but it doesn't mean he is signing either.

Valdez Alves Puyol Pique Abidal Xavi Iniesta Fabrigas Messi Villa Pedro FFS. CAnt believe the OP has put Jermaine Beckford and Carlos Tevez in the same breath.

If only......

When you become our fan on the board you could do a Mike Ashley and have a pint with all of us at once.

You could just meet her at turnstile A.

Based on what? How often have you seen Danns play? He is a 24 year old English centre back with premier league experience and was linked with Liverpool & Arsenal not that long ago. How do you work out that Fonte, who cost £1m 18 months ago from a team near the bottom of the championship, is now worth £15m based on him being worth £5m?

A premier league club in name only.

How do you work this out?

I would agree with you there mate, our defending was exposed in the first half on saturday against a bit of pace and power. We are crying out for a powerful centre half and a better right back. We look strong in midfield and good going forward, but our weakness at the back could be costly if not addressed.

That is brilliant! I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that. I thank god I an wearing a slim fit shirt or I am worried my sides may split.

How about using your initiative? Like I said, if the basis for banning the riots was safety due to the riots then surely Notting Hill carnival should have been banned as well. Looks like an abuse of freedom of speech to me. Don't you agree?

We certainly are blessed on this forum aren't we.

This. Incredibly mongy.