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Lallana is also a magician who makes poor players good and average players brilliant, his mere presence on the pitch makes them quicker, stronger, better on the ball, better defenders and strikers and he can magically change the direction of the ball and divert shots and headers that would usually go over or wide into the back of the net. (some people think)

I blame Lallana, if he'd have been playing Seaborne would have had that extra yard of pace to beat Mackall-Smith to the ball for their first and him and Harding would have had that extra spring in their jump to head clear for their first equalizer. KD Would have saved both pens as well. We'd also have created more chances so would probably have won 7-0.

Yep, we have 4 massive games coming up, if we are serious about automatic promotion, we need not to lose any and win at least two, there is no reason why we shouldn't. Brighton will be difficult but on our day we can beat them and everyone else in this league, lets hope they drop off a little by then and start to suffer promotion jitters which so many sides do towards the end of the season. All our home games are massively winnable, we probably need to win 13 or 14 of our remaining 19. Which we can and should do.

Agree with everything you say Ade, Seaborne got mugged off for the first, him and Harding should have dealt with the cross and what the f*ck was he doing for their pen? It was as clear as you can get. Their 4th was harsh, we couldn't really tell from our end and having now seen the reply it although it hit him on the arm he was only 5 foot away and had his back to the ball, his arms weren't even outstreached or above his head. Very harsh but our second pen was soft as well. I dont know what Martin has done wrong but he looked good when he came in earlier this season. For me playing AOC in the middle doesn't work, and as you say quite why he didn't bring N'Gessen on and switch to 4-4-2 or even 4-5-1 at 4-2 up is beyond me, close the game out and hit them on the break as they were chasing it with AOC and N'Gessens pace on the break. Overall a draw was a fair result and i'd have happily taken 4 points from these two away games but to give away a two goal lead twice in the same game is disapointing.

Yep and it's giving me depression.

I am sure they do exist and for some people i am sure it makes their life very difficult. However, take depression for example, it is a fact that if you sit around doing nothing it makes you miserable, lazy and feel like doing nothing. Mope around on your arse all day thinking about how sh*t your life is, analysing everything that has gone wrong will make you believe it. Another "condition" which was in the news about 5 years ago which everyone claimed to have was SAD, what a load of bol*ocks that was!!! Funnily enough we dont hear much about it anymore. M.E, or "yuppie flu" as it was nicknamed, another condition which weak willed people used as an excuse not to work FFS, I know of 3 people who claimed to have it about five years ago, f*ck all wrong with them, just used to sit around the house all day moaning about how knackered they felt, what do they ******** expect, get out there and do something! We dont hear much about that anymore either. A lot of these so called coniditions are made up with every lazy, miserable or wierd c*nt jumps on the bandwagon as an excuse to justify their behaviour.

It was, but i've Southamptonised the lyrics by using our local "rivals"

Indeed, at 7.30 tuesday night i'd have happily taken 4 points from two difficult away games. Giving away a two goal lead twice in the same game is disapointing, but shouldn't detract from the fact that 4 points this week is a decent return.

If only Lallana had been playing........

f*ck off Stu.

Black ones? Black what? You clearly see a black man and not a footballer you vile, racist thug.

I'm forever throwing bottles, Pretty bottles in the air, They fly so high, Nearly reach the sky, Like West West Ham they fade and die! Pompeys always running, Bournemouths running too, Southamptons always running, Running after you"

oh i am sure you'll spend valentines day alone knocking one out over some bird totally out of your league.

and with that wealth of experience you have of meaningful realtionships you know this do you?

interestingly just seen something about OCD on the telly. An "expert" on it says only 3% of people suffer from it at some point in their lives. Reading this forum you'd think what she means is that 3% of people dont suffer from it. Confirms my view that what most people have are simply habits and not some mental illness

that isn't nice or friendly.

With this one we dont even have to change the Lyrics, we can use "Never Forget" as our anthem, it's quite apt, the disapointment of administration, we've come so far since then, the stand against Rupert Lowe etc, with the added bonus that they'll get to clap at points during the song, we all know it's impossible for Saints fans to sing without clapping. Been safe from the arms of disappointment for so long Feel each day we`ve come too far Yet each day seems to make much more Sure is good to be here I understand the meaning of "I can`t explain this feeling" Now it feels so unreal At night I see the hand that reminds me of the stand I make The fact of reality Never forget where you`re coming from Never pretend that it`s all real Someday soon this will all be someone else`s dream

Why dont we do a few by Dane Bowers, Blue, Take That, Westlife and Boyzone...... I'll kick us off, when Lallana and CHamberlain aren't on the pitch To the tune of Flying without Wings. We've taken off our special things We're playing with out Wings (ers) LOL LOL, i am so funny me, FFS.

They are just examples of original songs. I mean compare Man Us Anderson song (below) to the tune of Agadoo against the best we can do on here "He's got a long name, he's got a long name, Alex Oxlainde Chamberlain, he's got a long name" Brilliant FFS! that is f*cking awful. And as for a song about Cortese, WTF is that all about?! Since when has any club sung positive songs about their chairman? The Liebherr songs are fine but a song about a the chairman FFS! Anderson, son, son He's better than Kleberson. Anderson, son, son Our midfield magician. To the left, to the right, To the samba beat tonight, He is class with the brass And he ****s on Fabregas!

Can anyone tell if Sue has no sense of humour is over sensitive or both? Lighten up FFS.

Good lad, let her give you a blow job as well and she'll have a top day.

I dont celebrate valentines day, why take your bird out because you feel you have to because everyone else is? It means nothing, as i explained long ago to my incumbent, would she prefer i take her out because i want to or because i think i should do? No doubt some of the postees on here will have exciting things planned for their partners though.

almost upon us, the most pointless "celebration" of the year. SO what have you clowns got planned for your delightful ladies (or men, if you are a woman or a homosexual) this year then?

i think it is, it's a lot better than some of the nonsense on here. The lack of terrace culture at Southampton is unreal. No wit, not banter, no self depreciating humour like the Andy Carroll song at Liverpool, just gay songs sung at 1,000,000 Mph and clapping like Seals on speed. Imagine the reaction if Saints sung songs like the Park songs Man U sing about him. He shoots, He scores, He eats labradors, Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park... Or Park, Park, wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your home country, but it could be worse, you could be Scouse, Eating rats in your council house. We'd have the PC brigade in uproar on here. FFS we even had someone say Saints fans are racist because they got on Puncheons back a few weeks ago.

the bitc*es on Loose women.