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For once, you're right.

the fact that at 18 years old he describes time on his own at SMS as "me" time, away from work and Uni, just about confirms my point. Oh the pressures of 7 hours of lectures and 5 hours a week on the till at ASDA.

I just want you to be sure, i dont want to make you promises i cant keep and i am also currently in a football friend relationship. If i am going to have an affair, or heaven forbid divorce my current football friends in exchange for the greatest footie friend of my life, then we both need to be sure, it's a life changing decision.

What a complete crumpet, why on earth would someone make something up like that?

it is pay on the gate?

just out of interest, who on here still thinks Lambert should be in the England squad?

You both go alone, why dont you both hook up? Job done. You say you're a decent bloke, while "Supermikey" is a nauseating adolescent, so some of your "good blokeness" might rub off so kill two birds with one stone.

You are better off going solo mate rather than have that shrieking in your ear for 90 minutes.

a lot of people talk about that Spurs 4-0 win and we were excellent, totally dominated from the kick off, but Spurs were just a mid table side then, if it hadn't been Spurs and the whole revenge over Hoddle thing, i dont think we'd remember it as fondly. For me the Arsenal performance was better, Arsenal were champions and the best team in England if not Europe at the time, with great players like Henry, Pires, Viera and Bergkamp in their prime and we were the better side that day, fully deserved our win and if anything 3-2 flattered Arsenal. Either way though, two great wins and a great season for Saints fans.

Spot on. Look at Fernando Torres, half the player he was when he joined Liverpool, missed two chances today he'd have tucked away a year ago. Doesn't mean he's suddenly become a bad player. I still dont think Lambert is fully fit, he doesn't look sharp and that coupled with a lack of confidence explains his below par performances. A couple of goals and all of a sudden he'll be a hero again.

hmmm, you're not really selling it to me mate, maybe you should start again with something like this Male, 27 from Southampton, 6ft 1inch with muscular build, powerful legs and shoulders and GSOH. Interests include football & drinking. Itchen block 7 season ticket holder, looking for other singles or groups for football friendship and possibily more. If you want to meet up then drop me a PM.

Oh thats okay then, for a minute i thought you might be into beefcakes. I'd suggest we meet up but you seem to be trying to hook up with Liquidshokk at the moment, so i dont want to stand in the way of true romance for a meaningless fling.

some more questions 1/ are you fat? 2/ are you weird? 3/ Are you more interested in what food and drink you can buy inside the ground than what actually goes on on the pitch? 4/ Are you a scarfer? 5/ Are you looking for more than just a football relationship or are you going to be like that fat, annoy welsh bloke in Extras who wanted to go out for meals and stuff and be bessie mates?

I really want to be Liquishokks football friend, as advertised for on here, but am too scared to ask him incase he rejects me.

by who? one of those big Polish boybuilders ruining you in the showers again?

Obviously they are exluded, that goes without saying.

Ignore these negative clowns, good news, dont like to hear of any club struggling finanically especially one like Wednesday with all that history and tradition. Whatever people on here might say about Mandric is tinted with SFC glasses, end of the day he got them down the road into the Premier League and did alright with Leicester. Good news for you lot, although if i was Alan Irvine i'd be worried!

How old are you?

hmmm, that is only 150kg, not that heavy at all really. I've done that myself a few years back. Funny vid all the same though.

Going by this one i am not surprised, There is absolutely no basis for this one. Real have only conceded 6 goals in 12 games this season, i dont understand why you think they would suddenly concede 4 in one game, especially as Mourinhos sides are know for being solid defensively.

I am sure the media will be all over it. You've got it right though, when people ask me where in the world would i most like to see Saints play, i dont say the San Siro, the Bernabeau or the Nou Camp, i say Dover.

Of all the grounds i dream of seeing Saints play at, i can honestly say Dover has never been, or will be, one of them.

So this season are they breaking with 100+ years of tradition and changing the round Premier and Championship sides come into the competition?

what on earth makes you think that?