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So it's not just football that makes you ultra negative then!

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Lolz GS, i said this months ago and got slammed for it! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?23605-Tennis

Funny how they are criticising us for empty seats when the crowd was over 26k, 4k more than the capacity of their much hyped new ground. Tells its own story about the size of the clubs. The simple fact is Pompey, Bournemouth and Brighton hate us because we are the biggest club in the area, in fact take London clubs out of the equation, we are probably the biggest club South of Birmingham.

They said that about UFC five years ago! Not a chance, Boxing will always be bigger, you've only got to look at the attention the mismatch of Haye v Harrison to see how any relatively big fight catches the imagination of the public, even people with no knowledge or interest in boxing were talking about it. Anyone with any amount of boxing knowledge knew Haye would win easily but still the public lapped it up, all other combat sports are and always will be miles behind. Do you think a British MMA fighter will get 20,000 people following him to fight in Las Vegas like Ricky Hatton did? WIll never happen. Its like saying 20/20 cricket will be as popular as football. It has got bigger and its has its fans but is miles away from being as popular as football.

I'm staying up until lunch, Trott is looking okay. Strauss, what a knob!

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTransport/Passports/howlongittakesandurgentappplications/DG_174109

You take yourself far too seriously.

Yes, come on the queens Eleven, Follow, Follow....

they are a substiute for pull ups mate, so could do them if you can. That you tube clip is very odd!

i did exactly the same thing just now. No scratch on my car though.

So are you back in the closet now then? ANd like the bloke when asked if he has any kids replies "none that i know of", nothing says "I am a *****" quite like that.

Good effort mate. This is apparantly a warm up one to start with and then move onto the one in the OP once you can complete this 25 bodyweight rows 50 bodyweight squats 50 pushups 50 jumping jacks 50 mountain climbers 50 close grip pushups 25 bodyweight rows Not done this one yet but will give it a go tomorrow. You can swap excercises with the other one so maybe swap squats for deadlift if no bar available?

Some people just dont get it, we have to accept it. Although the "wotsit" one was s***.

I'd find that quite funny actually. how about "leave your prayer mat at the door, did you leave your prayer mat at the door?" or "Came for a curry, we only came for the curry" Now that is terrace wit. On a more serious note though as this thread is getting into the demographics on sexuality and race even though it started out as a light hearted one about terrace chants, Brighton is famous of being the gay capital of England, so not missing the point at all. Is calling Skates A Skate wrong because not everyone in Portsmouth is in the Navy?

it was me, the other geezer looked at me funny and almost spilled my pint.

I quite agree, the only songs that should be sung at football are ones that are non offensive. "OWTSGMI" should be banned in case it upsets protestants, muslims or jews. "Red and White Army" is out too, has racist overtones and might upset any none white fans as they will feel excluded from the army. "Come on you Reds" Is factually incorrect, we play in Red White and Black, however "come on you red white and blacks" should not be sung in case it offends any none red, white and black fans. (although good to see Gingers with their red faces included in a chant for once) And as for "Rickie Lambert, Southamptons goal machine" He does not stand just over 6ft 3, yes he wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss, but what about all the other number 7's we have had, how much they feel?and finally and most worryingly, he is quite clearly not a machine and he could be upset that we are comparing him to something that has no feelings or emotions, imply he is cold hearted, or even not a real person. How would you feel if someone accused you o that? NO wonder he has been sh*t this season, i blame the song.

I agree, also people who this they are so funny that they put hialrious quips on the majority of threads on internet forums.

i give my incumbent £2m out of my £56m fortune if it meant she'd f*** off.

You can always bank on a few people to take any lightheartedness out any thread.

are they as funny and original as "who" being shouted everytime the away team makes us sub, you were all congratulation yourselves on how hilarious this was a few weeks ago. Being at St Marys is one long lolathon. There is not wit and terrace imagination with the chants these days, just the same bland sterile chants with everyone desperate to sing it as quickly as they can and the 1,000,000 mph clapping drowning out any words.

I'd prefer we went for leading light from League 1 personally, even though Peterborough were sh*te i liked the look of Mackail-Smith on saturday, looked a handful and got a few goals this season.

Brighton are without 4 players due to suspension tomorrow and also missing Lua Lua due to his injury. They are also hitting a bit of sticky form, drew saturday, needs pens against Woking last week and lost away to Hartlepool, they are there for the taking tomorrow, if we play well we win, its all there for us.

describe yourself as a Bon viveur, no one will have a f*cking clue what you are talking about, you'll make yourself not only look really intellegent and cultured, but cover over being a lazy, greedy c*nt with a bit of flash spin.