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not before he's cut off her cl*t, that i want to see.

But the best thing of all is that you have on demand w*nk fuel, isn't it pal.

Missed you loadsxxx To follow on from your idea of the West End Muscial about us, i love the idea of a modern internet gay romance, played out to a back drop of 70's-10's music. Prehaps we could meet in a club to the last dance, "you're the best thing" by the style council, then Verbal could appear, trying to break us, he could have the music Darth Vadar enters to on the the star wars films. We should walk off in a blaze of glory though, me and you, into the distane, with the Courteneers, "take over the world" that could be our song honey. Just lose the wrist bands and the weight and it could be yours. I looked into his eyes and i swore i've never written a cliche before and i'll probably never do so he is beautiful though I think it's time for me and you, to take over the world..... It was written for us baby, changing the her to his and she to he, etc etc xxxxx

I've never understood why Englands shocking performances at final stages means we are always seeded. I dont rate or like the England team and found our faliure in the last word cup almost as funny as it was predictable, which is quite sad for someone who 10 years ago was a fierce and proud England fans. Anyhow, FWIW, we should cruise the group, with our "world class" players, Ukraine and Poland away will be tricky. As a proper football fan though, the two France v Spain games will be interesting as will Group A, Serbia, Croatia and Macedoina, firey to say the least!

exactly this. They aren't not going to do a deal because it would be economic suicide if they didn't.

Here he is!!! I've missed you, where have you been??

any chance of anyone putting the main bits up please? cant be arsed to listen to all the nonsense about people being in the building and being on buses etc...

PM The9, he is brilliant at this sort of thing and loves doing it.

on a football forum yes, women should not discuss such things.

Verbal has taken the mantle on on his own now though. Bexy quit TSW today in a premenstrual rage on the "Apple richer than the USA" thread. Verbal has carte blanche now, although i am sure BTF and the like will be applying for Bexys role.

BUt Verbal doesn't and that is the most important thing.

He knows everything, even before he went to Pakistan.

They were probably the ones that were posting on here a few back saying we could easily get 45,000 and we are the new Barcelona.

I doubt it mate, it's on Valentines day, a lot of the lemons in our fanbase wont be allowed out that night.

You clearly dont understand. They aren't a race because Verbal says they aren't a race. Okay.

The tune of the balotelli song I'd imagine, stick it into you tube. Good song.

Good effort lad. You do realise the 9 and a few others will want factual evidence that he does put Mayo on his chips before this gets TSWs seal of approval though?

17 or 15 games is usually a better benchmark.

Has anyone got a net?

Tesco are richer than America as well, dont ever go there. British Gas made £200 odd million profit last half year, you best get the candles, wood and matches out.

This.

ideed, losing at home to relegated Plymouth and drawing with Orient were very poor results.

because we know everything.Jaidi is over the hill, we are sunk with him in the side.Hammond is no leader and should not play, Davis is rubbish, our full backs aren't up to it, we always start badly, Nige i unproven at this level, we have no money.

we all know that none of these will be sung and it'll be anyone of... one Steve De Ridder, theres only one.. Do Do Do Do, Steve De Ridder he plays on the left, he plays on the right Steve De Ridder, makes Alex look ****e (if he leaves)

cut off her cl*t with a blunt knife.