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Hello mate. I'm good thanks, good to meet you out there. Hope you enjoyed the rest of your holiday. All good with you?

Easy. Get your wife to arrange her shifts around the games. If she can't, get her to leave a list of household chores for your daughter to do whilst you are at the game. She'll be kept busy so she won't miss you, she'll learn independence and her place in life. She'll feel fulfilled and motivated and also be trained at a young age how to cook and clean making her more appealing to men when she is older. You get to see the game. Everyone's a winner.

* waves imaginary season ticket at you whilst singing loyal supporter*

His disappearance coincided with NC's arrival. Another example of Corteses disregard for the fan base.

To be honest i am starting to come round to the idea. I was on holiday recently and in our hotel the fans were as follows Man United 3 Man City 2 Saints 2 Arsenal 1 Chelsea 1 Liverpool 1 Everton 1 Proof if any were needed that we have twice as many fans as these clubs and are catching up with Man United. God knows what we could achieve when we get to the champions league.

and it's cost Man City, what? £300m sheets to do it. I know some people think we are going to playing champions league football with a team full academy graduates in a sold out 50,000 St Marys stadium every week, but those of us that live in the real world and not on football manager are a bit more realistic.

Considering it will cost as much to expand SMS to 45,000 as it cost to build it, how do you think this is going to be financed, without going into debt.

Behave yourself.

not sure about season ticket holders being able to buy extra, but it says on their website members of the "The Blue Army" will get priority and it goes on sale to them first, then general sale. I guess "the Blue Army" cant be very big.

Season ticket holders then on sale to their membership club "the blue Army" who got priority. So yes, it does prove they are stuggling to sell them.

The difference being of course that they only have 18k tickets to sell for the one, we had 28,000.

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/latest-news/Southampton-Tickets-Are-On-General-Sale-2717.aspx Embarassing. Where are the greatest fans in the world FFS???

I call it top flight football. They refuse to accept football existed before 1991, i refuse to call it by the name they have given it.

Sky.

Hmm, the best league in the world as marketed by Sky Sports. I'd suggest the German and Spanish leagues are at least as good. Anyway, I get pleasure from seeing Saints win and play good football, not watching supposedly elite players run rings round us while their arrogant fans take the p*ss in the stands, or worse still sit in silence as they expect to beat us. Also having to put up with plastic Man U, Liverpool, Chelsea etc "fans" at work whose support consists of having a sky sports subsription and owning a replica shirt taking the p*ss when they beat us. I also dont want to pay 50 quid a game to see us battling relegation every season going back to the survival is success mantra that was trotted out during the 90's. I cringe at fans celebrating staying up on the last day of the season like they've won the champions league, that isn't success, that is narrowly avoiding faliure and it sure as hell aint worth £800 over the course of a season. If we were in that situation i'd seriously have to question if top flight football is for me, even at "only" £40 a game. Forget talk of being a champions league club, that is deluded, unrealistic thinking. However, if we had a real go at regularly finishing in the top 6-10 every season whilst playing attractive football, even if we didn't always achieve it, then i would welcome top flight football and would be prepared to pay the going rate.

I think you're going to struggle to be honest. These days demand massively exceeds supply and its near on impossible to get s ticket to most games. In the near future I can see situation where every away game goes to a ballot. I expect you'll be right for this one though.

BBC has an anti Saints agenda.

I was absolutely sickened by a lack of respect to our club by the matchday programme today. In the quiz inside it there was a question - which Player played for Coventry, Southampton as well as AC Milan and Rangers? We racked our brains for ages trying to think of the answer only for it to be revealed as Mark Hately. We all know he never played for us but it was in fact Portsmouth that he played for as well as the others. It ruined the day for me and was absolutely sickened by the lack of respect for our history. No wonder they are struggling when they can't even get quiz questions right. I am going to write a strongly worded email to their chairman.

that'll be the lack of plan B Pardew has during games that we were told about on here coming home to roost.

It never ceases to irritant me when mongs sing that. In some ways even more idiotic that screaming peoples first names. Like singing "i'm forever blowing bubbles" when we played Millwall. Why??!!

I always thought a Saints version of the Sash My father wore would be good. Considering the orginal Saint team wore a sash. I'ts old but it is beautiful, It's colours they are fine, We wear it all across the land The famous sash of mine My father wore it as a youth, In byegone days of yore, and just like them I proudly wear, The Sash My Father Wore

It may be a good song but it wont get through our superfan song selection panel because there is no factual evidence he does indeed like mayo on his chips nor is he yet to put a left back on his arse.

Steve De Ridder, Steve, Steve De Ridder He's from Belgium and a winger

LMFAO!!!! We could all pretend to pick our nose and flick it towards to pitch in mock abuse, that'll upset him. If we did it when he was coming for crosses it would be sure to put him off his game and give us the edge. lets do it i say!

I wouldnt abuse you Mikey. I'd be very polite and welcoming. I actually invited in the Red Cross lady when she called, very pleasant she was to and i signed up for cause i believe in.