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some of you are mental, Beattie had the option of Rangers where he will probably win at least one trophy every season and champions league football or Blackburn, his first team and the one he supports. Why on earth would he drop down two leagues to sit on the bench as cover for Rickie Lambert and please dont say if we offered him enough money he'd do it, because it'll be the stick you will use to beat ANY player with if they dont play like Maradona every game.

He has been anonomous in football related posts since tuesday night, wonder why that is?

most female newsreaders are hot, the list is endless. Some days i even look at Sally Taylor and think i'd only need 6 pints. Whats the name of the blonde that does the London news? She is amazing.

it's ridiculous, he is not even that good!

was it Alpine?

Morgan, whoever you may be You eat snails in your own country but it could be worse you could be a skate ****ging your mum on your council estate

That is quality

Obviously not seen me at the gym then petal.

If a PL club come in for him and he sees it as a good move, it wont make a jot of difference if anyone sings his name on saturday or not, he'll go.

prefer this, these lyrics are the work of a genius.. Ooh, I get the shivers I don't want to see a ghost, It's a sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast And watch the evening news

it's a bit gay.

Bast*rd, i was trying to think of something to rhyme with Skate

Morgan, Morgan, wherever you may be You eat snails in your own country But it could be worse you could be scouse eating Rats in your council house.

Do you not think there is a reason for that? What is your point of Boaz Myhill? He is a premier league and international player, of course he is going to be a top goalkeeper if he played in L1. As for Warner, i dont ever remember him being norotriously bad, but he's played for Liverpool and Celtic and got two FA Cup runners up medals and a L1 and L2 winners medal in his cabinet so must have done something right in his career.

Spot on mate, a lot of people dont seem to realise that every team needs players like this.

Why cant you buy soft drinks from the same bar as beer? This too is outrageous. Some people might have to queue twice in 15 minutes. On another note i discovered that the Joshua Tree does a cracking Bacon bap for only £2.

Tell the nipper not to be such a greedy little sod. Point out a fewof the many fatties in our fan base and tell him if he keeps guzzling that sh*t he'll end up like them, that'll do the trick.

Our very own Rasiak, scored 20+ goals in the championship, yet couldn't cut it at Spurs, is he a crap player? Remember Darren Kenton, rated one of the best defenders outside the PL when we signed him, not up to it for us though. If McSheffrey is so good why didn't a better club sign him? The list of players is endless that did well in lower leagues but when they get a move to a bigger club or play at a higher level or a different type of football they can be found wanting. Doesn't make them generically bad players, just playing above the level of their abilities. If what you say is true why dont Real madrid sign the best league 2 players and stick them all in their starting line, if they are good at any level, rather than spending £35m on Villa? The 'he was playing in a crap team' is ridulous, Crouch did okay for us when we got relegated and were awful didn't he, Matt Le Tissler seemed to get by as well in some truely awful Saints teams. As for Seaborne, of course he'd be a stand out player in the conference, that is why he is a league one player. If he was playing 2 leagues down he'd have the same ability but the players he is up against are less able so he would automatically look better. Danny Butterfield was hardly a stand out Championship right back but looks a cut above having come down a league.

You make some valid points Eric, i went down 5 minutes into the half time break and there were long queues for beer, i was outraged that in a stadium with 17,000 in, i would have to queue for any longer than 30 seconds. It ruined the evening for me that i couldn't be one of the beer bellied louts stood around in the concorse laughing and joking and stuffing my face full of pies, burgers and beer during half time. I am going to send Cortese a strongly worded email expressing my anger.

????? Really, i thought it was very good considering only a half full stadium.

What a load of nonsense, do you really believe that Seabourne wouldn't be the best centre half in the conference? Players find their level, look at Gary Mcsheffery, superb for Birmingham in their promotion season but not quite up to it in the PL, same can be said for Rob Earnshaw, top Championship player in his day, but not quite up to it for the PL. DOesn't make either of them bad players, just not top players. Personally i dont get why we signed Seaborne ahead of Elliot Ward either but CB's dont reach their peak until 25+ he will get better, but not enough IMO to play at any higher level than the one he is at.

"1-0 (whatever the score is) in your cup final" Mancs sing it everytime they are winning at a smaller club, whatever league it's in.

With the current personel Schiederlin could play the holding role with Hammond and Lallana in the middle and Puncheon and Dickson out wide. Although ideally would like another attacking CM as felt Lallana and Puncheon switched well last season and always the option to go 4-4-2 if need be with Barnard and Connolly on the bench. The players we have are suited to this system better and no need for a big lump up front, although obviously RL will be first choice, Barnard could also do the job up front if need be.

I think 4-4-2 is a dated formation and the top clubs seem to be moving with the time and adapting. Personally i think we would be better off 'doing a Chelsea' and going 4-5-1 or 4-3-3 when attacking.

yep, i agree, a few probably quite enjoyed that.