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Dont worry mate, you just know its going to carry on now what with everyone finding it so funny. I am sure the 3,200 Brighton fans at our next game will get to sample the terrace wit of SMS. I wonder what colour outfit their goalkeeper will wear? I bet it wont be orange after the abuse the 'boro keeper got last night. He sure as hell wont want that. However we can always sing "look like a starburst" to cover all bases when it comes to keepers kits.

That's actually a bloody good idea. With the discounted price of £299 for a season ticket text app facility for iphones and blackberries and £1.49 per text text tax this not only reasonably priced but a great way to show your support to the team during games and get your name featured on the big screens during the game.

What a shame i was never in when you called, i'd have given you a warm welcome Mikey. xxx

I am sure it is something to do with it. Lets just hope they dont take it too far. I'd hate to see waving wotsit packets at ginger player as the modern equivilent of throwing bananas at black players.

And people grinning and laughing like it is the most amazing, maddest, craziest thing they have ever done FFS.

I'm with you mate some people take things Too seriously. I thought it was funny and original, especially the wotsit banter. I bet no other fans are funny enough to compare a player to a crisp. The good thing about that song is it's adaptable as well. There are all sorts of comparisons we can draw to crisps to insult visiting players. Here's a few I've come up with already. Blond player - quaver Skinny White player - French fry Skinny black player - twiglet One that looks like they've overdone it on the sunbed - frazzle One that wears a head band - hula hoop One that is wearing a creased shirt - mcCoy or crinkle cut Yep, there are no ends to the fun we can have with brilliant comparing players to crisps.

That is all the work of everyones favourtie internet fattie and Russell Grant lookalike Romsey Stu. I kid you not.

My biggest gripe is the Old bill. At the last game they were loving the attention, almost desperate for it to kick off. They made a documentry about it, had a film crew following them round of the day and practically created a flash point by letting both set of fans out at the same time. We then had the self congratulations and back slapping at Banging up a few fall guys and get a few easy stats on their figures who got a year in jail for little more than shouting and rattling fences. Meanwhile justifying their clueless tactics and doing what every other police force in the country does at derby games by saying it was breach of human rights to keep the away fans in. Fast forward 20 months or so and it now not a breach of human rights to tell fans they can only travel to the game by the w ay they have decided and if they don't like it tough sh*t. Only at football would they get away with it.

I'm sure you'll be able to find him filling his face before, during and after the game at one of the kiosks.

Their catchment area really isn't that big and nothing like ours. Remember that imaginary line that was mentioned a while back? Our catchment area is massive and goes all the way to London up to North Wales and includes all of the West Country, Wales, and large Cities like Cardiff and Bristol. Theirs includes mostly rural areas like the Yorkshire dales and cumbria. THey also compete with Leeds, Newcastle and Sunderland, historically bigger and more successful clubs. For a city of that size given the competition, they do very well for crowds.

Would it have been a bit like this?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh3bX5wA63s&NR=1

That Boro forum has an anti Saints agenda. Boro have always been bitter against Saints ever since we beat them to the signing of Kevin Phillips in 2003. You wont expect a balanced view on a forum which has such a deep seated hatred towards us. They will also be bitterly jealous that despite recently winning the carling cup and reaching the UEFA cup final we are much better positioned now than they could ever dream of every being for an assault on the champions league places. Dont expect anything else from a bitter, twisted and agenda driven fanbase.

Add to this we have had some tough away games recently and our next 4 are against Pompey and the current bottom three we have a great chance to get 10-12 points on the board plus hopefully continue our incredible home form, where quite simple we look invicible.

Urban legend says they played there c88. Any of you lot there by any chance? What was it like?

Not at all, just a rumour.

If not they should. They should also only be given seats in the back row, to given them exercise by getting up the stairs to their seat and also to discourage them from going down at half time to feed their fat, vile faces with food they don't need.

No because that was against the Best team in Europe but this was quality. I did have a LOL moment after the first goal some Mong behind me was screaming at Hammond I think to get t forward and "stop messing about with it" cue a great ball out to Butterfield a superb cross and Gulys header for 1-0. Turned round and said "that's why we don't play f*cking long ball" he didn't say much for the rest of the game.

They played really well at the Joiners in C88.

i'm going on the sunday as well. £55 wasn't to bad a price IMO considering the demand there was for tickets. Really looking forward to it. Love them, love Ian Brown.

Yes,in my top 5 as well. Although worse than this is singing local rivals songs like when the mugs sang "Liverpool" when we played Man u and while back and "i'm forever blowing bubbles" against Millwall this season

Do you mean like the Southampton supporting Wayne Bridge? THe Sunderland Support Jordan Henderson? The Everton supporting Wayne Rooney? The West Ham supporting Joe Cole? The Leeds supporting Alan Smith? These sort of players that are youth products of the teams they grew up supporting and lived in the local area all their lives and have such a deep affiliation with the club. Yep, that affiliation counted for a lot when they got offered better deals.

I think you have competition for the fan on the board role. At least he sings.

We aim to please. I dont think i will ever recover from such a slur on my character as this though Scotty.

Yeah he did.

Please explain how shouting Pork, is "having a laugh".