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What about the one that dumped you on the sunday night after top gear, you know the one who you reakon dumped her boyfriend to be with you, only to dump you the next day. That is two in three days.

You certainly do tend to punch above your weight if what you say is true. I have no proof that you have "slammed" any of the women you claim to have, just your word for it. However, what concearns me and should concearn you greatly, is that you only 'slam' them once. Which leads to me conclude it is either bullsh*t or one or more of the following 1/ you are not very good at it 2/ the sight of you big fat white, spotty arse bouncing up and down on them reviles them so much they never want you anywhere near them again 3/ your BO problem means the smell of you turns their stomach & 4/ a symapthy **** is just that, which is why they only do it once.

which is all they ever want to be......

What a completely idiotic, snobby, ignorant comment that is.

This was his most ludicrious and out of touch statement ever, if i remember rightly he said following our relegation in 2005, that depsite being relegated we have a lot to be proud of, with first class catering and a radio station. As if this in some way should compensate for relegation.

I bumped into one of your mates last night, i wasn't too bad, been worse. Knackered today though.

Shut up you c*nt.

You hope. You are judging this based on a 4 minute video, before today had you ever heard of him? I hadn't, he does look good, but if they made a 4 minute video of my best bits from my last 2 season i'd look like a world class player too

Any of the above would be good because each scenario gives me something to whinge about. However, should saints win 8-0, a brilliant reception and an amazing atmosphere i am sure the queue for beer or toilets will give me sufficent cause to complain.

Is that all? Unless he's got a goal ratio of a goal a game he aint worth bothering with.

i am sure some people would prefer to gleefully come on here gleefully bragging they were within 3,000 of the attendance than saints actually winning today.

So we've got Leopards in Chandlers Ford, Pumas in West End and the New Forest. Millions of people in Kenya have never seen a big cat but in England they seem to be on every street corner.

and because it's a slow song and people cant sing and clap along at 100000000 mph.

Yeah she is doing it for me too. There is another bird called Faulkner on telly too, scottish bint, does some stuff on GMTV, shes a nice bit of kit. On the subject of birds on cooking programmes, Sophie Dahl anyone?

we should have gone in for him. FFS.

Why should this matter? Pretty much all of SMS is under cover, it's not like the old days of being soaked on the Milton Road terrace, had a few of those in my youth i can tell you and enjoyed it. All people have to do is get their soft, sorry arses from the pub/car/bus to the ground with their hood up, soppy c*nts.

The news for me, i am seriously in love with most female newsreaders, it's bordering on obsession. Suzanne Reid seems to become more delicious by the day. Mistresses is another, that Irish bird, Shiobhan for those that watch it is amazing, although they're are all pretty hot in their own way. What about you lot? I am sure there will be at least one taker for Couger Town.

I am amazed that some have so little self respect that they would make a television series advertising what a f*ck up they are. Take Kerry Katonas series which was on a couple of years ago, basically a fly on the wall series of her at home doing f*ck all other than sitting around and shouting "Mark" in that f*cking vile voice of hers. Does she not realise that peole only watch it to laugh at her? And for those that did watch it, why do find watching someone sitting around at home entertainment? I must admit to watching it once, just to see if it really was as sh*t as it sounded.

some people still wont be happy with this. I am pleased to hear that we are looking for players to improve the team, not just give us a bigger squad. Also pleased to hear we are looking for experience, we will need this in the run in when the pressure cranks up, some of our key players are quite young so need a few older heads to help them along the way.

I have never understood this mentality. To me the opposition is irelevent, I am going to see Southampton, not Leyton Orient, Leeds, MK Dons, Man Utd or anyone else. Obviously some games are more interesting than others but at the end of the day i'd be as likely to go and see Saints play Orient as i would do Saints play Manchester Utd, because i am going to watch Saints, not anyone else, makes me wonder how many of the 30k part timers we seem to have do the same.

Having been down to Plymouth on business a couple of time and had the misfortune to have been into the big Sainsburys (?) on the left on the main road into Plymouth, not far from the Marroit hotel where i met a new client, i would be inclined to agree with you. Tis true what they say though, the only people that say money doesn't bring you happiness are the ones that dont f*cking have any.

Jamie doesn't either, he is the real life Kevin Darling.

Is that considered a lot of money in Devon?

I've never had any such issues with my incumbent. If i get home from the pub or anywhere else for that matter and she is in the slightest bit of a strop then i just dont unlock the cellar door so she stays down there. Dont want a mardy b*tch ruining my night.