Turkish

We all know you will though. You'll be first in the queue for the new training kit, when the socks come into stock, when you want to get a number printed on the back of the shirt you didn't like, think is boring and aren't going to buy.

Are you going to miss any matches whilst you are away?

That's fantastic. They took time to allow you to make sure you were happy with your purchases and made the all ones the needed, nothing worse than being served quickly, rushed through little a pig on the way to the guillotine and realising you have forgotten something is there. I am so glad the check out guy was careful and dilligent in checking the items as he scanned it, making sure there was no error, be careful and get it right first time round is a much more satifcatory customer experience dont you agree? Polite ripple of applause for Cortese for ecouraging such thoughtful staff.

Tyler Durden was the greatest internet poster ever. The best post was his rumour after the cup final that we were signing Gaiseka Mendieta from Lazio, a year after he had joined them from Valencia for £20m and been on loan at Barcelona. Was even denied by the club in the echo. :lol:

Thanks. You may or may not have a reply.

You'd hate it if you had a pushy shop assistant trying to tell you something you didn't wany, by introducing parking charges he has made for fast & efficent self service, no ambling around making a pest of yourself. Well done Nicky C for this fantastic piece of customer service and improving our time management skills, which are always useful to have in any walk of life.

They dont speak like they are from London. They try too, but it come out as some Jamie Oliveresque drivel. An awful accent.

It's called taking a bit of pride in your appearance. I couldn't go out dressed like that, i'd feel ashamed of myself. I know some people have no pride in themselves. Fat c*nts for example that rub their bellies and laugh whilst proclaiming loudly that it is "all bought and paid for". Personally that sort of lifestyle choice is not for me.

well if we have i cant remember it, it obviously didn't mean that much to me.

Never looked at someone and though "look at the state of that" then?

Shut up Geoff, you're a virgin.

Further proof that we are indeed the club 5% of the world supports.

Good summerisation bessie. He has produced some of the greatest music of our generation, i just wish he'd stick to what he is good at, that raw sound, like C'mon Lets go & From the Floor boards up out of his newer stuff. Although to be fair Sunflower, Brand New Start, Above the clouds (one of my favourite songs ever), You do something to me etc are brilliant, brilliant songs. I'll always be a huge Weller fan for what he is done, not what he is doing, sadly.

You go without saying hun xxxx

1. On a beach in Mauritius 2. In a sauna at centre parks 3. on riverside park pitch and putt. Got a hole on one there a few times whilst playing a few different courses, if you get my drift. FACT. * for our women, feel free to report the top three places you've had your slits filled up.

If ever there was proof of what a massive club we are it is my workplace. I work in Reading and in the office out of about 100 staff, 5 of them are Saints fans. SFC are the club 5% of the world supports. When we get back into the PL with greater TV exposure i'd expect this to go up to around 25%. We can already guarentee the whole of Italy, Switzerland and central and Northern Europe and the Med due to Cortese and Leibhers connections. MASSIVE club. MASSIVE catchment area.

the ones i like are in no particular order Dune Dell days CB Fry JRM This Charming Man Griffo VERBAL has a special life time achievement award as the greatest super being/poster ever. He is the Lionel Messi/Pele/Zindane/Ali/Tyson/Maradona/Tendaulker/Imran Khan/Gary Player/Rod Laver of football forums provided the poster is not expected to post on football related subjects. The rest of you can fight it our for my disliked top 3 so many to choose from.

When i was on holiday in morroco i went into bar to watch the England rugby, was during the 2007 world cup and got chatting to a couple of Saints fans. Also did a two day trip to Marrakech and saw a young Morrocco lad on a moped drive past wearing the 2005 shirt with Fernandes on the back. Morrocco is 100% SFC. FACT.

Is it just me that is slightly concearned at the attention you are paying to our players bodies, or is your wife worried as well?

oh right, i'd just suddenly become very tired and unable to stay awake around you. Thanks for confirming it's not an illness but your company that has that effect.

If they introduced an attendance tax for everytime someone aasked how many tickets we'd sold they could put the parking threshold back up to 30 minutes.

NO, because that would mean i would have to meet you and unfortunately i think that might bring on a temporary affliction of narcolepsy.

What you need to do pal is give these lairy drivers the old Fred Astaire, they melt like an ice cube on a sunbed. I was down in Portmouth the other day, driving down past those sh*t flats on the way into the their sh*t hole town and some bulb started getting up my arse (not literally but you get what i mean) so i slowed right down, he started giving it the hand signals and pulled into the the lane next to me. Then sadly for him the lights went red and we were the front two in our lanes. He pulled up alongside me and stared in, so i just sat there, wound the window down and stared back, he drove forward a bit, so did i, he drove back a bit so did i, still giving him the Fred Astaire. Then he started giving me the thumbs up, all smiley like, i mouthed mug at him through his still closed window and he was still grinning like an Iron with a new tub of poppers. As soon at the lights turned to green he was off quicker than a hamster up Freddie Mercury. Just about sums that lot up, hard and lairy as ***** until it's put on them.FACT.

I guess it wasn't you i saw in town the other day with a bird out of his league then.

I didn't mean the colour.