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I like it when people ask for someone's "sauce" when they start a rumour and the reply is "HP" that usually has me in fits of laughter. It's quite embarrassing at work though when people think you are MAD for laughing at you PC so hysterically.

Stop it, please. I am fearing for my life. I wonder if my head might fall off die to LOLing so much. Did you make it up yourself? I like it, it's topical and original. Which is more than can be said for the usual jokes on here. Keep 'em coming. perhaps some gags about our new signings and pretend future comedy headlines for papers. I'll kick us off "Danny is fox on the box" for when Danny Fox scores a tap in winner against Millwall. I'm sure you can do better though.

Good stuff. I shall bear this in mind when I load up with books for my holiday in October. Sounds good.

It could be about you though. A genius who is a bit mad.

That joke gets funnier everytime I hear it. You really should put a warning on If you are going to crack funnies like that, people here think i am MENTAL as I am sitting here in a pub in stitches looking at my phone. Got anymore?

Yours would be the Encyclopedia Britanica or: A Beautiful Mind by Sylvia Nasar

Yes totally. Our away support isn't great considering our home crowds. No idea why, we've never really been well supported away from home for some reason.

Yes absolutely, i agree with you that our way support is pretty low considering our home gates. I dont know why, we've never had very good away support at Midlands and northern games apart from the odd one here and there when people make the effort.

I like the sound of this place. Prehaps i might come and visit you in Andover one week night.

Is it full of skanks? The sort of bird that would let Denzil stick his pole in them.

Plus Leeds also draw support from large surrounding towns like Wakefield, Harrogate, York & Skipton. After us, i would say they have the largest catchment area in the country.

I like this description.

Do you have the same therapist?

no thank. Not the sort of player we need. Didn't really perform second half of the last season and showed he has an attitude as clearly wanted out. Too lightweight for the championship as well. He'd struggle to get the side ahead of lallana, De Ridder, Guly and Hammond as well

I'd like to read Verbals.

Layby on the A34 was pretty decent as well

Who is that with?? Car i've got is only a stop gap as changed jobs and need to get one quickly as lost company car when i left, i'm getting something newish at the end of the month, get an allowance rather than a company car with my new job. I'll be shopping around for insurance then f'sure.

I thought we were the best supported club outside of London and Manchester?

*wonders if the constant recomendation of therapists means they actually have one themselves*

This cant be true. They are open minded, believe in live and let live etc.

:lol: 'uckin' hell, you're on another planet son, you really are!!!

Dont worry, he'll find an article in the Daily Mail to back up his arguement soon.

It's alright I'm sure BTF will soon correct verbal for using an article in "the daily racist" like she has done to others in the past when they have used it in an attempt to prove a point. We wouldnt want any double standards would we.

But the mail is a racist paper, it's read by people like Dune, you can't trust anything it says. Or can you when suits now?