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He probably knows you dont really believe it though, kids are very perceptive.

hmm, might need to raise my age threashold a little bit.

there is always http://www.plentyoffish.com/ if you just want to get your willy wet of course, most of them will be single mothers, even if they haven't admitted it.

Will you not have ruined it for him before he's got there by telling him how sh*t we are and are probably going to lose today?

thanks, i know.

That wealth of child rasing experience you have makes you suitably qualified to advise someone how to bring his children up doesn't it.

Personally should i be back on the market, i would only consider women with kids for that reason. It would mean more free time for you. Rather than the new bird being needy. insecure and a pain the arse that most single women generally are, wanting to spend all her time with you she'd have something else to occupy her time with leaving you free to have the best of a both worlds. Space to do the things you enjoy and spend time with your mates but also get to spend time with them as and when you want to. I would probably only a want a woman with one child though as anymore than that and it's hard work trying to be nice to them both and expensive going places and if there is more than one kid with more than one dad that is definitiely out as the girl is obviously stupid.

What happened to Georgie? She was quite attractive and single with no kids and not over fussy (FFS, Romsey Stu took her out on a date so must have very low standards) She could be perfect for you.

I think you can probably guage this by how many kids she has. 1 = Obsessed with kid, devotes her whole life to what the pampered little brat wants and only wants a rich and attractive man and will be made clear from day one that you are second choice to her child and if they dont like you then it's game over 2= Really busy with both kids and job, will fit you in when they can, struggling a bit financially if they are working so will appreciate the extra pair of hands and help with the bills 3 + Anything will do.

I can only assume that half of these posts are wind ups/p*ss takes and we really dont have a load of fans who have f*ck all idea what is going on.

I suppose the potential real difficulty could be the Ex and father of the children. If you are a great catch and a step up from him he will be bitterly jealous of you and do everything he can to put the skids on the relationship just because of his envy of you. Although in this isnstance, given women dont reply to your emails on dating websites, it seems that you are not a significant improvement on him, because you are with his ex then he'll probably reason he is on your level catch wise and become deeply insecure thinking that someone like yourself is sleeping with his ex and spending time with his kids. He will resent you for the large dose of realsim you have given him and woken him up to the fact that he is not as funny, attractive and charming as he thought he was. Because he hates you the kids will, he will posions their minds against you and because the kids hate you that could present issues with the girl and create significant problems with the realtionship, 'tis a minefield out there my ol' chum.

I agree, those experience days are brilliant fun and not that expensive. This is a good site http://www.virginexperiencedays.co.uk/ or Groupon deals from time to time have good deals as well.

Ideal scenario though, if they are little diamonds, you can take the credit, if they are little c*nts then you can use the excuse that they aren't yours and their real dad is a cock.

Cant you meet up with Verbal? I'm sure you'd have a great time going to matches together.

No i saw it, but you obviosuly just didn't stand out amoungst the plethora of other arrogant and patronisiing posters over there, more competition i guess. Lesson for you, must try harder on football related matters. Go on, give it a go, your public awaits.

Women with kids are actually quite good value in a relationship and well worth considering. The kids mean they aren't as selfish as single women without kids who expect the moon on a stick from a boyfriend, they tend to be more thoughtful as they are used to thinking about people other than themselves. The kids keep them busy and restict their going out opportunities meaning you can go out when you want without the worry she'll turn up at the pub and catch you doing something you shouldn't be. Having kids also means she'll also be used to cooking, cleaning and picking clothes up off the floor without moaning about it, always a useful skill for a woman in a relationship to have.

Which is why i implore you to start posting on the main board and share some of your undoubted wisdom with us mortals.

She is a girl, take her to Ballet lessons. 4 is fine though

My grandad would have swung for yours, Yours would have stepped back, stopped the fight and told him his swinging actiion was all wrong and educated him in the finer arts of Queensbury skills.

DOnt worry, most people on the main board dont know what they are talking about either

But that is the point, given how intellegent and knowledgable on everything else, if that overlays into football and there is no reason to assume it wouldn't, then they would blow the main board away with their knowledge and views. When Nick G comes out with one of his stats, or Alps comes out with his negativity, they could instantly prove them wrong with their wisdom and researched and well rounded views on everything Saints related, views which are unarguable and are never wrong.

Dont you think it's a bit odd though? To come on a football forum daily, admittedly one which has a sideline in other subjects but yet never once discuss football yet discuss every other subject possible? Particularly ones which enable you to show people how clever you are.

Really? Just had a quick flick through one of theirs posting history, went back a month (couldn't be arsed to go back any further) Saw plenty of posts on politics, war, religiion etc, but not a single one on football. I know you are probably modelling yourself on them, which is understandable because you share many of the characteristics, albeit in a more naive and immature way, but for a life long Saints fan to not express a single opinion on football matter on a football forum when we are in the midst of a promotion challenge, is surprising, especially when they are so knowledgeable and opinionated on non football related matters.

Verbal asked me if i could trace my Saints supporting history, which i could and showed in my reply to him. Nothing to do with going on about having a dad, thanks for your input though.

Kind of a giveway that it's call the Saints Web though Mikey. Without wishing to jump to assumptions people going on a football forum and specifically one relating to a particular club would have some interest in the goings on within, rather than just showing off to everyone how much they know about banking and Politics, for example.