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Or be interested in a nauseating adolescent with too high an opinion of himself.

Did Anyone say none were needed? What was said was and widely agreed that the squad we have is a midtable one and we would need to make signings to improve on this. Obviously you now look a bit of a bell end so I don't blame you for trying to wriggle out of it.

Do you really think the wives of proffesional athletes will be interested in bloated, middle aged, replica shirt wearing, pub oriented f*cktards that are so prevelent in our fan base.

I agree. I hope our idiot fans don't hound him out. It looks like Nige has made a cunning signing.

Daily Fail. That is genius!! Just one question though. Despite your quite brilliant play on worda humour; why are you posting a link from a paper you clearly don't like or believe?

/\ dont let the facts get in the way of internet mongness, we usually dont FFS

Neither really, although this one was the most likely to tag along with it.

No, maybe. I just usually am this crazy, and also moves4men has some decent softporn on. FFS.

Do you have a choice DSM?

If I had the wings of a sparrow If I had the arse of a cow Me And Rodriguez would fly over pimply tomorow Would sh*t on the b*stards below I know what you're thinking. This guy is MENTAL. On another level, Lolz at me!!

Oi!! Mug!! We are trying to show them what great fans we are and how much we love our boys to encourage them to sign you JCL c*nt. FFS

Now that would be hilarious and original. We could even look round at each other and take pictures of ourselves. We might even get ourselves on telly showing our wackiness. Oh how my grandad would be proud if he was still around. He killed nazis so I could copy polish football fans.

These two insults are quite brilliant. They are almost as good as the ones I have been waiting to use. Drivel for verbal and bridge not far enough for you know who. It takes a level of intelligence us normal folk cannot comprehend to come up with that level of wackiness and humour though.

I've got some fantastic massive new foam hands can't wait to get them out tomorrow. Gonna wear them at half time and keep them on whilst trying to drink my half time pint and eat my hot dog. Oh how we'll laugh and get some great comedy pictures for Facebook.

We are Southampton, we'll spend what we want.

Stop it Jamie, stop it now. People will think we are CRAZY if we carry on with this hilarity. On a more serious note have you got your wig and shirt ironed for tomorrow? I don't want you letting me down when I am letting my 23564 red and White ballons go at Barnsley to make the lads know we love them and because of it they'll try even harder for us.

I reckon if we do it'll encourage them to sign. I'll kick us off He stands just under 6 foot 3 Nicky, Nicky He'll take us to the premier league Nicky, Nicky He wears the shirt of agustin delgado If he was Italian he'd be called Nicola manyardo Nicky Maynard southampton's number 11 Rodriguez whoo whoo Rodriquez whoo whoo He comes from burnley He f*cking hates Pompey Brilliantly hilarious terrace banter and easy for our fans to learns. What do you say lovely fellow funny saints fans?

Is this true? I've heard this so many time since June it must be FACT. FACT

Dunce is a quite brilliant insult. I know we've seen it about 14,000,000 times on this forum over the past 3 months but it never ceases to crack me up.

Just as well really.

I can't wait for Jay Rodriguez to sign so we can have the headline "Jay Walks into St Marys" or "Jay struts his stuff at St Marys" it will be lung bustingly brilliant.

Oi! Anyone can see that lazy and cortese are a rib breaking piece of rhyming humour. I hope that all of your ribs don't break and puncture you lungs leading you to have a quick but hideous death as the combination of the punctured lungs and breathless from the hilarity of these jokes take their untimely toll.

How about 'danny's the boy as cunning saints out fox Foxes'

You posted this on the 5TH day of the transfer window being open. Given the benefit of hindsight don't you think you looked an utter mug?

I like him so he doesn't need to. xxx