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Your avatar looks like he is noshing someone off.

as you say so many to chose from......

Would you smash it if you didn't know?

I think he should become a bodyguard, i have him down as a kind of better looking Frank Farmer.

Did you all congratulate Baj for how funny he was?

SRS was all mouth, Jamie is quiet and doesn't rise to his bait, they are the ones that you need to watch, underneath that button collar oxford cotton shirt is a killing machine waiting to explode.

No one messes with St Clark. He has been mentored by Qui Gon Baj and been well instructed in the ways of the forum.

1, in most cases with me is usually just after i've kissed them.

Utterly ridiculous, silly thing to do maybe but to arrest him for a few silly hand signals is crazy, have the OB got nothing better to do with their time?

No wonder Jamie runs Plymouth, he needs some competition to give him something to fight for. I think when he leaves the forces he should move to Peckham and take that manor over.

Didier Baptise

the problem you have fighting Jamie is he'd taken so many beatings as a kid that he weren't scared of anyone. And the correct medical term for that is a "total f*ckin' psycho".

i take it thats a no then?

Jamie is like a boy band version of Bronson (not the actor the prisoner) Which is a leathal thing to be, people might be fooled by his looks and think he is a pushover but press the wrong button and he is capable of unleashing hell, extreme violence in matter of seconds.

is txt spk dune m8, mikie is da yoof so e is clwd up an e nose wot da score is wen e is tawking. E is sow cleva an nows everyfink, der aint nufink e dont no about, lol! I wish i woz lyk supa Mikie, is da best, PMSL!

IMO we should forget about the Euros and build a side for the next world cup made up of young players and can have 3-4 years together to develop as a team without any pressure on them. It wont happen though as the FA will not want to risk qualification for Euros and the money attached to it, regardless of how poor we will be again with the same old over rated players. I also think 4-4-2 is a dated formation and we should look at 4-2-3-1 or 4-1-3-2. By the way Hargreaves is a totally different type of player to Batty and Bowyer and in his prime would have fitted the player you describe for a holding midfielder, people forget how good he was in the 2002 world cup.

Barcelona will always have more posession of the football apparantly at the weekend they had 82%! They are a class apart but to beat teams like that you need to defend well, have a bit of luck and resiliance as you wont beat them by playing football. I though they did well and the second goal was superb, you can blame poor marking for that, they were taken apart by pace.

It is a sh*t song, i dont like the song but think it's funny and very patronising to sing "your grounds to big for you" at small clubs like Dagenham and Yeovil.

It's origins go back to the 70's when Chelsea used to travel away, the song harks back to the era when the Shed was one of the largest open terraces in the country, when Chelseas travelling army would vist smaller stadia around the country they would often start the song "Chelseas shed is bigger than this, Chelseas shed is bigger than this, it's got a fence and a scoreboard, Chelseas Shed is bigger than this" Over time and generation of support the words and lyrics were adapted to suit the club concearned and now we have the modern version sung by the modern travelling support. I hope i have helped.

We seem to have polar opposites depending on the result. A win and we are the best team in the league, lose and we are crap, not good enough for promotion. Everything is massively overanalysed, Cortese is Satan or God and so on. Although some of those radio phone ins are hilarious, after the Liverpool game a Chelsea fan rang in to say that Liverpool fleeced Torres, they didn't need him and Lampard and Terry were over the hill. He shut up when he was reminded that this is the same side which won the double 8 months ago.

they wouldn't handle the pitches, Messi, Iniesta and Xavi would get buiiled out of most games and look at how the rolled over when Arsenal equlized, no bottle, they'd struggle to stay up IMO.

he cant pass or tackle, Arsenal need someone to replace him.

great goal.

if Kelivn Davis had let that goal in the dins would be going nuts on the main board.

Is there a more pointless club in the country than Wigan?