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these are ones i am in love with and would consider , taking out to dinner, let them come to SMS with me, or even watching slum dog millionaire with, if that is what they wanted to do. Yours?

**** organisation, they know that if a bird is being treated cruelly, its deserved.

7 were hookers apparantly, got a blow by blow account last night. China was dry, didn't bag at all over there, Australia good & New Zealand good too. Anyway, what about this kind of club opening in Soton?

a mate from my old job has just got back from 6 months travelling, nailed 31 different birds whilst away, 20 of which were in Thailand, not bad effort. Apparantly he used to go to a club out there where no local men where allowed, only local women and foreigners. The place was supposed to jammed with fit Thai birds every night all desperate for European/Yank c***. Firstly, when are we off there and secondly and more importantly, what would you c**** do if they opened a club in Southampton where no local men where allowed, only local birds and blokes off the ships, foreigners, immigrants etc?

lets go to so **** little northern town, full of fat ****s and scruffs, somewhere like Filey, you lot would fit right in and leave me to clean up with the one or two normal looking birds.

the spunk from my balls, into a birds mouth.

There is pattern forming, dumped by bird with boyfriend, begged for her back, now mysteriously split again, now the skate who dumped him is back on the scene. MUG, sums it up.

A plane crash, not a plane.

She must be horrific, that bad that she cant get any better than you.

You mean, one with boyfriend dumped you again? Anyway dont worry fatty, move in with bird will only put out once for you anyway, no dilema.

You cant doubt the towel, place mats, colgate and lean mean grilling machine story though. That is proof he is off.

We could get a Stone Island jump suit for Stu.

You can still be bald and attractive, like Jason Statham, how many fat people are attractive? A lot of fat ****ers, need someone to stood behind them to catch their bum when they take off their trousers.

Thats a digusting thing to say, especially by a moderator. I am not going to call you a Mod, as they were cool, what you have just said is not.

Nah, to much effort for me mate!

obviously you or you wouldn't be posting this.

both wrong, Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash.

cant he just do what Mel Gibson used to do in Leathal Weapon and bang it against a door or something to put it back in? Be back playing in no time.

It was a kitchen towel and black to go with the lean mean grilling machine and place mats, looks like the deal is still on.

Does it have a chopper pad with someone flying in to pick him up like his house in Warwick WBA are giving him?

Smokescreen, they always say that when a player is leaving.

my **** is wider than that.

And disgusting. Do something about it. You dont quite seem to have reached grotesque stage yet so exercise and cutting out take aways, crisps and chocloate might help. However, you are a potential for vulgarity, sort it out before its too late.

Part of the deal was that he gets a house with a chopper pad and a helicopter to the training ground, so in your face.

I think that probably answers yout first question. However, he is on the squad list for this season, now there is a mystery to solve...