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We used to have our own kit mate.

I just find it ironic that you critise people for wearing stone Island, yet brag about shopping in arguably the most chavvy shop there is. Dont get me wrong, i have picked up the odd bargain in there on a few occasions, it is good for that, but kit out my whole wardrobe from there? No chance, still if you think the likes on Bench, Carhatt & Tommy Hilfiger are cool then crack on.

Seen plenty of them in TK Maxx though.

This is partly true. Staff at the club at the time were told that not to believe what they read in the press about take overs as a lot of it was an attempt to make the club more attractive and appear there was a lot of interest to encourage would be buyers to put up the cash. The Paul Allen stuff, whilst not being a bid or even an approach was real though, how far it got off the ground i do not know. I do know that one group came very close to a bid, someone i know very well was working until 10.30pm one night on documents for the bid but for some reason it never happened, probably the inflated share price at the time.

is it me are the vast majority of kids, spolit, pampered little brats these days? To give you an example i was working at a collegues house on wednesday when one of his mates popped round with his 5 year old daughter. She spent the whole time screaming at him if he so much as spoke to anyone else, demanding this that and the other and then cried when he said they weren't going to stop at the shops on the way home to buy her a toy. Now i have know this guy for years, he is quite a tough chap, real mans man, but was like a wet lettuce when speaking to his daughter, pandering to her every whim. the problem is this sort of behaviour is the norm these days, i remember if i behaved that my old dear used to crack me with a wooden spoon, those days seem long gone.

So you now look Polish.

No it isn't he is a smelly fat ****. Molton Brown, recharge Black pepper is the ONLY shower gel to consider.

Considering Pardew said at the end of last season our new signings would be made early, then i have to agree. We have lost two key squad players in Papa Waigo and Antonio and not replaced them, no cover for RL and no midfielder we are supposed to be in for. I hope the next 3 weeks throw up some plesant surprises.

I can confirm this, i heard from sources inside the club, very reliable but i am not going to name that his representatives did speak to the club and were seriously considering an offer, he was rumoured to be put off by certain directors unwilling to negotiate on their share prices and board room hostilities and also the fact that a CCC at £50m was probably not a good investment.

They could well be dirty though, imagine buying a pair of jeans and the bloke that owned them before wore them everyday and only bathed once a week, his arse and **** cells would be all over them.

You can fly to Marrekesh from Bristol on a saturday, dont need to worry about all inclusive as you can eat in the square for £3 each every night, i kid you not, plus its cheap for everything else and a lot cooler than Benidorm & Marmaris where has been suggested.

I dont think that would happen, it'd be totally out of character for anyone on here to find things to moan about.

would you ever buy anything from there? Now i know you can pick up the odd second hand bargain off of ebay and from charity shops, i even give my old clothes to the Cancer place in Portswood but could not bear the thought of wearing something another man has been sweating in. In fact i find it quite repulsive. If you had only a fiver and could buy a second hand Boss t-shirt from Help the Aged or a plain one from Primark what would you choose? It'd be Primark every day for me, simply because i'd know no dirty, smell c*** had worn it before me. What about you lot?

Fat people smell more, its a fact. I once heard a revolting story from my ex's sister who is a nurse. A fat woman went into hospital with a big black spot on her stomach area. She was worried what it was so went to the hopsital. Turns out that was so fat, when she bathed she couldn't get between the flaps of flab on her stomach to clean there. The black spot/ball/lump was in fact a build of of dirt and other s*** which had built up over time. So Stu, make sure your arm pits aren't the only area you clense properly. Also dont forget your penis, although you dont see it much these days it still needs to be cleaned to avoid stinking out the pub toliets when you go for a **** with sickening, dirty c*** smell. BTW, i am surprised you didn't realise that washing you flabby pits with soap would stop you smelling?

losing weight will help, fat people generally smell so there is nothing wrong with you from that point of view.

then they should be ousted from society, made to live in city dumps with bells round their necks warning of their presence.

if crime has dropped how come prisions are at an all time high population and twice what they were 15 years ago?

these are ones i am in love with and would consider , taking out to dinner, let them come to SMS with me, or even watching slum dog millionaire with, if that is what they wanted to do. Yours?

**** organisation, they know that if a bird is being treated cruelly, its deserved.

7 were hookers apparantly, got a blow by blow account last night. China was dry, didn't bag at all over there, Australia good & New Zealand good too. Anyway, what about this kind of club opening in Soton?

a mate from my old job has just got back from 6 months travelling, nailed 31 different birds whilst away, 20 of which were in Thailand, not bad effort. Apparantly he used to go to a club out there where no local men where allowed, only local women and foreigners. The place was supposed to jammed with fit Thai birds every night all desperate for European/Yank c***. Firstly, when are we off there and secondly and more importantly, what would you c**** do if they opened a club in Southampton where no local men where allowed, only local birds and blokes off the ships, foreigners, immigrants etc?

lets go to so **** little northern town, full of fat ****s and scruffs, somewhere like Filey, you lot would fit right in and leave me to clean up with the one or two normal looking birds.

the spunk from my balls, into a birds mouth.

There is pattern forming, dumped by bird with boyfriend, begged for her back, now mysteriously split again, now the skate who dumped him is back on the scene. MUG, sums it up.

A plane crash, not a plane.